Margarita

A Narutard lmao

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Happy birthday to Cockashi or something i don’t know

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Y’all ever look at something and be like “Shit that was my fuckin’ childhood the fuck”

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I remember when I was a little kid my ADD would keep me awake till like three AM, and I refused to take my medicine so my parents deadass started putting the Melatonin in my applesauce so I would pass tf out

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Please take good care of them!

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I LOVE MY BOY,,, 

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Incorrect Naruto Quote

Naruto: is your hair naturally pink?

Sakura: Nope, Dye. 

Naruto, teary-eyed: die,,,?

[alejandr-oh]

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yes

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Life can't suck if you end it

Me, yesterday

(P.S: don’t commit suicide guys)

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This might sound stupid, but hear me out.

What if there was like- a Comedy movie where these people get kidnapped and locked in a room, and are greeted by this futuristic robot lady hologram. So, she walks up to them and is like

“Hello, welcome to (NAME OF MOVIE)”

All 5 people: *Muttering in confusion*

Hologram lady: For horror movie purposes, you are forced to fend for yourself in an alternate universe. These robots will do anything to track you down and kill you.

Person C: So you’re saying our life is a horror movie now

Hologram lady: Yup.

Person A: Great, wonderful. 

Person B: We gonna get any weapons to start out or like...?

Hologram Lady: Nope.

Hologram lady: *teleports them*

Person A, through the echos of the teleportation portals: Great, wonderful.

Everyone: *stares in angry*

and its basically just a bunch of idiots getting attacked by and killing robots

idk its stupid but I felt like sharing it.

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Yesterday

*At BBQ with my dad and rest of my family*

Me: taking pictures of the sunset

My Dad: Sees me

My Dad: does the praise the sun pose perfectly

Me:

Me: You fucking genius I love you