Name's McCree.

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Y’all I think I lost my hat

if y’see it lemme know

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!!!IMPORTANT!!! !!!PLEASE REMEMBER!!!

I forgot what I was gonna say

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I REMEMBERED

Bring extra bullets tomorrow

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!!!IMPORTANT!!! !!!PLEASE REMEMBER!!!

I forgot what I was gonna say

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Remember y’all that loss don’t mean someone died. Yer gonna lose many people in yer life, and y’ain’t gonna be ready for it. But it’s gonna come anyways. And it’s gonna do its best to remind you of its existence.

The pain don’t ever go away. Doesn’t get easier to handle.

Y’just get more an’ more numb to it ‘til y’forget.

Or it eats at you forever.

Remember that there’s always someone who loves ya, though.

Somewhere.

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I bit a flashbang earlier and it went off in my mouth

it still hurts has anyone seen Angela

or an IV drip I’ve learned t’ put them in m’self

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lucifixo:

You'll see 'em much in rich people's house, trust me. They are truly weird

Now what in the hell do rich people do with marbles???

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Marbles are real weird

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Now, I been hearin’ this a lot lately an’ it’s a rumor that ain’t doin’ me good in the public eye, so before it gets outta hand or the wrong person catches wind, please hear me out, as I do not wanna debunk this rumor again:

I ain’t a werewolf.

I think.

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time flies like a bullet

fruit flies like a banana

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@jewgibbonson replied: Rootinus tootinus cowboy

DAMN RIGHT! This fella got it!

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B’fore y’all ask, no, I did not decide on the changes. My hair was cut in my sleep, m’ armor was upgraded by Winston and he said “the way it look was changed because it was upgraded” or somethin’ like that. And m’ poncho... They gave me the new one and said if I wear the old one, Ana’s allowed to sleep dart me until I agree to wear the new one.

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Good mornin’ everyone!

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Now I ain’t gonna tell y’all how ta live yer lives.

But I love y’all, so here’s a mighty fine suggest’n.

Make sure y’all eat somethin’, drink some water, take yer meds, that whole shebang.

Maybe tidy up yer room a bit today.

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‘kay so I just... I need someone to move the fridge. I dropped... Somethin’.... under there. And I ain’t about to leave it there for any kid t’come and find.

It may or may not be a gun.

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@things-genjisays

Genji...?! BUDDY YER STILL AROUND?!

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I can’t believe Genji wants to be m’dad