Random Things Heard In 2017

Quotes that I have overheard in 2017

[thingsheardin2017]

Who needs family when you have blue cheese.

June 6th 2017 (honestly who cares at this point)

[thingsheardin2017]

I’m not satanic, I’m just a struggling girl.

June 6th 2017 ( @glittering-angst )

[thingsheardin2017]

So this was a conversation that I had

Me: Is it weird that I am rubbing your sternum?

Person: I don't think so.

Me: May I stroke your glabella?

Person: Yes please!

[thingsheardin2017]

It's not Tumbl time.

May 19th 2017 (me but I feel like I've just become a cyber bully to myself for posting my own word flubs)

[thingsheardin2017]

Why the dog bit her on the bum?

May 17th 2017 (me and no, there are no spelling mistakes)

[thingsheardin2017]

It doesn't take much to make me happy, just cowboy boots and cats...OH!!! CATS IN COWBOY BOOTS!!!

May 19th 2017 ( @trishyfishy25 )

[thingsheardin2017]

I have nice enough teeth to be an asmr person.

May 13th 2017 ( @glittering-angst )

[thingsheardin2017]

I did not see the tongue coming!

May 13 2017 (somebody once told me!)

[thingsheardin2017]

I have to go get my teeth.

May 13 2017 (Jean)

[thingsheardin2017]

I make you smell good.

May 12 2017 ( @glittering-angst )

[thingsheardin2017]

Strafe with me.

April 28th 2017 ( @glittering-angst )

[thingsheardin2017]

I am a children

April 27th 2017 ( @glittering-angst )

[thingsheardin2017]

Hold my dinosaur! I gotta go do magic!

April 25th 2017 (Sam imitating Harry Potter)

[thingsheardin2017]

Oops that's a noose!!!

April 21st 2017 (Me...I'm ok I swear)

[thingsheardin2017]

I will be right back, I have to go get my crayons!

April 21st 2017 (Sam...again)

[thingsheardin2017]

I don't have time for your squeals, I'm busy shading my tree!

April 21st 2017 (Sam)

[thingsheardin2017]

Is your name boss? Because my name is Bob Ross!

April 18th 2017 (me being stupid as always)