Things My Parents Taught Me

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Clean the house before you leave for a trip so you don't come home to a mess. At the very least, don't leave a sink full of dishes.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

The best place to be on New Year's Eve is at home, in your own bed.

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When your favorite wine is on sale, buy every bottle on the shelf.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

If you can't fall asleep, red wine works better than warm milk.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

The only Black Friday sale worth hitting is Goodwill.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

There's no traffic at 2 AM.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Check each egg before buying the dozen.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

A celebratory "full moon potluck" is definitely a thing.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Prom is a jackass mating ritual. Go if you like but don't expect too much: it'll be the most mediocre night of your life.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Your dog will always lead you home.

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The Lord helps those who help themselves.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Don't wait until the snow stops to start shoveling. You'll thank yourself later.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

You can wear shorts when it's cold as long as you wear long sleeves.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Layers are warmer than one big coat.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Don't pet a strange dog without letting it sniff your hand first.

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Don't use anything but extra-virgin olive oil.

[thingsmyparentstaughtme]

Parsley isn't just a garnish.