StarlightCryptid

35| Genderfluid| Ask About Pronouns| They are not stagnant| I like a lot of different kinds of popular media both old and new and sometimes not very popular| If you are a minor I ask that you keep your distance as I tend to interact with adult and sometimes NSFW content and I do care about kids staying safe online| I meme to fight the horros and will block you if you are problematic without remorse| Self taught artist |I also forget to use references for the things I draw so if something looks funky...Welcome to Funky Town 😎

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[nueuhell]

hello, moon

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

oh to be a hobbit cat 

[luetta]

something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes

[luetta]

bro thinks it isn’t fucking obvious

[luetta]

i left my keys outside for 5 fucking minutes are you kidding me

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[sinistra-orlok]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[creatingblackcharacters]

Where's that Zack Fox tweet about how a white man murders his family and gets a happy photo, but Black men go to jail for marijuana and get a whole mugshot plastered in the media 😭 bc what the hell type picture is this.

[atracaelum]

It happens EVERY time

[heilos]

Bro why you all beat up and tired go to bed

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[sophbun]

thursday

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[chinesemedia]

Kung Fu Hustle (2004) dir. Stephen Chow

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up