Someone: âHey Henry, nice shades!â
VP of the company: âThanks! Iâm a cool dude in a loose mood!â
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ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
RMH

Product Placement
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin

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@thingsoverheardinstudio
Someone: âHey Henry, nice shades!â
VP of the company: âThanks! Iâm a cool dude in a loose mood!â
They were our sugar daddy client in those days.
The principal of my firm
We shouldnât let Revit control our lives!
My project manager
I walk into work last week and the principal comes up to me and says, âCome see me in my office when you get the chance, I have .... haha .... a surprise for you ... [eyebrows raise]... hehe...â and then walks away chuckling.
It was a t-shirt.
âIf this was in Italy it would be where the drug dealers hang outâ
ENDO my time on earth pls
So the past year at my little post-grad gig, I've been working on a little project off and on of a building reno called MRMC Endo. But this week, this happens: Boss: I need the dimensions, the project is changing from Endo to Surgery. Me: okay...been meaning to ask....what does Endo even mean anyway? Boss: Endoscopy. Me: ohh...okay. Boss: Y'know ENDO one end and out the other?
đ¶Another day another dollar....đ¶
Singing coming from over the cubicle wall
Youâre like my little voice of reasoâ shut up Steve Iâm trying to tell her I appreciate her.
Coworker while holding a rubber band aimed at the appreicatedâs face.
I miss the raw funky power it used to have.
Reviewer
you know when you reach that point in a semester where you just want loud music playing around you so that you can scream without scaring people
Overheard one sided phone conversation in my office:
âHello Johnâ
âWait, are you talking about ______?â
âJohn, Iâm not working on that project would you like me to transfer you to Travis, who is working on this project?â
âI donât know where the pipes from that grease trap go. Iâm not working on the project.â
âThat is odd that they are going into a storage room.â
âI donât know why they are.â
âYes, I know that plumbing is your scope and you need to know about where all the pipes go.â
âI donât know which owner rep you are working with. I am not working on this project.â
âWould you like to speak to Travis?â
âNo, John I donât know anything about this project. I have not been assigned this project.â
âI donât have the as-built drawings, Travis does.â
âWould you like me to send the team that is working on this project an email about the grease trap?â
âOk, Iâll send an email. Ok, have a nice day John.â
*click*
âTraaaavis! Heâs done it again!â
I aspire to be a LEGO master builder.
a licensed architect with 10 years experience
Your Project is now trying to kill itself
-Professor trying to fix somethingÂ
What the fuck is that?
â The principal of the firm I work for, who was looking over a drawing set by himself in the conference room.
Bedtime?
* students start taping chairs together to form beds, sleeping bags are rolled out, stress increase *
When we look for the deeper meaning, we see that the role of the pizza plate is to isolate the pizza.
Someone's final review for an installation.
âYour composition kind of looks like the space ship from chicken littleâ
- note on a post it at our major pinup