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This beast is not a horse.

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Fancy Feast and I would like to wish you a cuddly and horse-free Fourth of July, tomorrow!

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Look at this guy with this thing on him! Neither the guy nor the thing on him is a thing that is a horse.

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NOPE! Definitely not a horse.

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Neigh-Z

Jay-Z once balled SO hard, muthafuckers wanted to fine him! That shit cray... but it is not a horse.

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Food For Thought

A man once told me he was, "so hungry, I could eat a horse!" He was eating nachos at the time. Nachos are not a horse.

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In the case of mounted police officers, the horse is a horse and the officer is not a horse. Also, they don't think the nickname "centaur" is as funny as I do.

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Immediately upon seeing this object (photographed above), I was positive that it was not a horse. However, my friend, who is not as talented in horse identification, questioned my certainty. In an effort to prove what I already perceived as self-evident, I suggested a test; we would poke the object! It is common knowledge that many horses “neigh” when poked. Contrarily, very few cacti do the same thing. After multiple pokes and no “neighs,” my friend admitted his mistake and accepted my authority in all things horse and non-horse related. Later, we met some exotically beautiful women who couldn’t help but hug and kiss my face to the point of exhaustion.

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Spelling

There's no "horse" in "I" or "team"

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This is a black man with a white bird. There are no horses involved.

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The Gay Marriage Debate

Internet chat rooms and television newsrooms are currently flooded with arguments from both sides of the gay marriage debate.

Those in favor of equal rights believe gender should make no difference in matters of love.

Supporters of traditional marriage, however, believe leniency now could lead to acceptance of pedophilia, polygamy, and even beastiality in the future! While this is a scary notion, it is important to remember that gay people are not horses.

They are people.

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Sometimes I hang out with a monkey. Neither of us is a horse but the girl in the background is cute. #ThingsThatAreNotHorses

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Condoms?

This is not a horse. Not made from or by a horse. And most horses don’t use them.

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