what. is. happening. to. me

uhhh asparagus

[villainessbian]

Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space

RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

[thingymabop]

Yeah sorry terfs and right-wing-ers, this is a radioactive blog and only queer people/allies are immune, sorry bozos

[i-am-a-fish]

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

[shinyglassstars]

eat the what

[i-am-a-fish]

the glass

[thingymabop]

The glass??? Like hard sand??

[thingymabop]

Despite the endless horrors

I remain silly.

Also hi Tumblr I've returned after a hiatus

[i-am-a-fish]

hey. thanks for stopping to read my post

here are a few fun activities you can do if you fancy

.

relocate one object from the floor of your room to a shelf or something

get yourself a beverage

untangle a wire

rest your eyes for a solid two minutes or so

message a friend

message an enemy (set up a doctor appointment, contact a professor or boss, etc)

do two of these

three? you're insane

four?

five. this is just wrong. I'm cutting you off here. all six is not allowed

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[one-very-small-dragon]

are you trying to trick me into taking care of myself?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes

[thingymabop]

Well I don't want to! >:(

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

why do you guys hate my hat so much

[thingymabop]

Fish I love your hat what are these heretics saying

[maryland-officially]

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[thingymabop]

Real.

[newleechonlife]

There is SPAGHETTI on the CEILING

[thingymabop]

Why EXACTLY is there SPAGHETTI on the CEILING?

[littleguysdaily]

You don't see many invisible guys around anymore. What's up with that?

[thingymabop]

We're becoming women that's why

[itsnalva]

I'm craziest 😜

[thingymabop]

Nuh uh I'm rubber room with rats crazy

[thingymabop]

Pretty sure I've made a warcrime in my bathroom

[i-am-a-fish]

haha, yes.

potion that makes you trans

[energylessartist]

What's it do? Just make you gender dysphoric or does it give you the body you want?

[i-am-a-fish]

this one gives you the body you want but if you want the dysphoria potion I have that too

[thingymabop]

I'll take two glasses of the dysphoria potion, I have an idea that involves giving conservatives gender dysphoria

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm very sorry to ask something like this, I've really been struggling with this question, and I wanted to ask the combined wisdom of the people on this site

I would like to know why you keep going, and what drives you to keep living. I know there are a lot of reasons to stay alive and enjoy life, I can think of a few that personally resonate with me, but I really want to know what your reasons are

You do not have to comment on this if that's too big of an ask, and I'm very sorry for asking something like this, I really need someone's help, I feel like I don't have much purpose

Also if I may ask, please don't post any suicidal ideation in the comments of this post, I really can't handle something like that right now

[thingymabop]

I want to outlive nicokado avocado, Trump, Reagan, DeSantis, and all of my sword enemies. I also have a concert coming up, which I'm looking forward to, and I believe one day I'll wake up able to get on HRT. One day.

[thingymabop]

Hey guys I'm back from my slumber what I miss

[duothelingo]

Please give me my family back I did my spanish I'm bi and trans and I also did my Japanese PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO

I thought about it for a while but I have come to a decision.

no.

[thingymabop]

PLEASE WHAT IF I ADD ON RUSSIAN AS WELL

[hajihiko]

[thingymabop]

GENDERBENT MIKAN

I REPEAT

GENDERBENT MIKAN

[i-am-a-fish]

FALL DAMAGE SHOULD NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE.

please sign the petition below

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[thingymabop]

Signed and sealed

[sometimesieatexpiredcatfoof]

would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3

yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^

who else is coming ? :D

[thingymabop]

Can I come I'll bring the meats and cheeses