“Eat your balls like an educated prostitute.”
"Have you seen my duck? It has wings. It is volatile.”
“I may be lewd and vulgar but I got an elegance to it.”
“Succ my ass and lick my testicles."
“Let’s stick to ass-eating and bondages like normal people.”
“I regret my life choices ghggg…”
“So I can finally eat your ass now?”
“Injecting that juice straight into my veins.”
“Gay thoughts will hunt you down.”
“Also me: take my wallet and first-born for art.”
“He christened her with the bone of his sword.
“That’s also when I found out I like girls.”
“As I pray, unlimited dick works!"
”…and that golden asshole.“
“At least I’ll get to die with a raging boner.”
“I miss the auto-death spaghetti.”
“Illegal shit or kissy face huggy bear. I don’t know.”
“We went full on nasty: hand holding during sex.”
“I don’t remember what it’s called but there’s an egg”
“___? With gay thoughts? More likely than you think.”
“Her fists are like tiny hammers.”
“I would like to say that this is hot."
"You can’t catch me, gay thoughts!”
“At least clean up before you continue nutting?“
"We’re all going to hell for this.”
“__’s abs are to die for."
“I’m here to ruin y'all’s kinks.”
“No praying. We sin like human beings.”
“I wanna get choked by a big dick.”
"My sexuality is waterboard abs.”
“I can never remember what I am.”
“Am I not iconic enough?"
"Here are some good feet.”
“Dick sucking? In my lawn?”
"I never loved you, sunny boy. You were just for fun.”
“I’m shitting this image."
"It’s never too late to suck the dick, baby.”
“Step on me. Yes, please.”
“The ultimate notice me senpai!”
"I’m a cute gothic lolita maid, sir."
"You fool, lily thrives in get along sweaters. She can keep kicking someone in the shins."
“Look I’m not saying I’m gay but I would 100% let ___ fuck me."
"Then I passed the hell out.”
“I want to punch her pussy.”
“It’s fisting, you pleb.”
"Am I allowed to sleep with a saint?”
“You’ll never be able to catch me, iconic quotes police.”
"According to ancient japanese legend, if you say ’___’ in the mirror three times at night, I’ll appear out of nowhere and you will catch these hands.”
“Excuse y'all it’s graddy. My grandpa.. And my daddy.”
“The asshole was in fact…"
“I am the gramps among gramps.”
“S-Stop quoting me assho–”
“___ I’m going to strangle you, and not in a good way.”
"Okay I’m gonna make mac and cheese and try not to cry because of ___."
"Excuse me, I just want to eat my fucking sandwich.”
“I was making my way downtown, cycling fast and got hit with unlimited blade works. Died. The end.”
“We’ll never catch me alive, ___."
"All I demand is love, foods and having a good time.”
“I’m the useless fucking player that rolls 1 to save teammates but let them die instead.”
"We. Take. Our. Sins. Like. Men.”
“The gay is keeping the evil away.”
“Binch how is rolling one a sin? RNG gods have betrayed me.”
“Bullshit, I’m gay and evil keeps coming my way."
"Pls shoot arrow to my heart and let me explode into fucking dust."
"Still waiting for that nut as well.”
“That’s it! We’re cancelling this!”
“Be a good kid and do your homework.”
“I’d apologize but I’m becoming ____ now.”
“Anyone whom had any respect for me before this conversation has probably lost it now.”
“Who wants to read the baby a story first?”
“Wow. I’m not in here at all. You guys never include me in anything.”
