i canāt stop thinking about the anon who went to the hearing from @huzzahluigiās blog and said lu kept on scratching his shoulder and something bothered him š„ŗ luās skin being so sensitive is so cute and precious to me š„ŗ
the redness on his neck after he shaves, his skin being itchy, clothes bothering him š¤„
he would love getting taken care of by you, having a whole skincare routine with things you picked for him, you putting lotions and ointments for him on his booboosā¦
but the only thing instantly soothing his skin and making it better being your soft kisses š„°
you get stuck in an elevator with a handsome stranger but the whole ordeal turns out not to be so bad after all. inspired by the story of luigi getting stuck in the elevator before his federal hearing!
trigger warnings: none this time, sfw! i'm planning a part two with smut though. 2k words, the title is from baekhyun's song š„°
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dividers by @anitalenia
your day so far has been going very well. it started off with you waking up not as early as you would have liked, getting ready in a hurry and leaving without having breakfast, and then you were almost late to your meeting. now, happy that it was finally over, you were getting excited for lunch, considering all the possible food options in the area.
you got on the elevator, barely even noticing a guy getting on after you. you pressed the first floor button absentmindedly, and he must have been going to the same level, because he didn't press another button.
in your peripheral vision, you could see him giving you a once over, but you were too busy with your thoughts to get a better look at him. you were almost fully decided with getting japanese food for lunch, when the elevator started weirdly shaking.
you brushed it off at first, but then the lights started blinking, too, and the elevator came to a halt. it stopped sharply, so much that you lost your balance and you bumped into the guy who was there with you. he gentlemanly tried steadying you with his hands, and after you've caught your balance again, you finally took a look at him.
"sorry, i'm... what's going on?" you've asked, so very confused.
the man tried pressing the buttons, to no avail. they were no longer lit up and they weren't reacting at all.
"power outage, maybe?" he took out his phone from the pocket of his slacks. "do you have any service?"
"no, nothing," you've checked your phone as well.
getting stuck in an elevator has never happened to you before, and you were hoping it would stay that way as it seemed like something from your worst nightmares.Ā
and yet there you were: the elevator stopped between floors, and you were stuck inside it with some random guy for god knows how long. it sounded like a scene from a really bad movie, and you couldn't believe that it was your reality, adding to your already bad day.
"does that mean that we can't call for any help?" you've asked him again, trying to make it seem like you're not panicking too much.
"we can't, but i'm sure they will notice that the elevator is not working and they will find us."
it didn't sound right to you at all. not only stuck, but also with no way to call for help? your vision started blurring, your breathing getting heavier.
"hey, hey, it's okay. breathe," the man said to you, noticing you were getting anxious.
"i'm just. what if no one finds us? what if we're going to be stuck in here for a really long time? what if we have to pee? are we going to run out of air soon?" you were blurting all possible things that came into your panicked mind one after another, forgetting that you didn't even know the guy.
"please breathe. deep breaths for me," he said again, and you were trying very hard to listen, leaning back on the wall of the elevator and closing your eyes, letting out ragged breaths through your nose. the reality of being stuck in a confined space for god knows how long started hitting you hard.
"they will notice. i'm sure they will. this is a very busy building. they probably noticed already. they will call someone, and we will get out very soon, i'm sure of it," his voice, deep, low, and sultry, sounded like the most soothing thing in the world right now.
you've opened your eyes to take a look at him. his face was inches from yours, and he was looking at you with furrowed eyebrows, clearly concerned.
only now you were starting to notice how handsome he was. his hair was dark and curly, and he seemed to be freshly shaved but the shadow of some dark stubble was already showing on his skin. he was much taller than you, buff and broad, and nice muscles seemed to pack under his dress shirt.
"and we won't run out of air. i promise, i'm an engineer. a computer engineer, but still," he smiled at you. he looked so beautiful when he smiled that it almost took your breath away, and you were trying very hard to remember how to breathe in the first place.
"my name is luigi," he said. "we're probably going to be here for a little while, so we might as well get to know each other."
"getting stuck in an elevator was not a part of my plan for today," you've answered. looking at how gorgeous luigi was and how buff his arms were calmed you down and made you feel a bit better about your current predicament.
"it wasn't a part of my plan either, but i'm sure we'll be fine. are you feeling better now? you worried me there for a second," he continued the conversation.
"yes, i'm sorry. i got a bit freaked out. i do hope that they will get us out soon," you've answered. your heart melted a bit hearing that the handsome stranger was worried about you.
"they will, i promise. if getting stuck in the elevator was not your plan, then what was?" he asked.
"i was just getting to lunch. there's this nice japanese place nearby and i..."
"yes, i know it," he interrupted you, all excited. "they have these lunch sets and they're really good, i go there often."
"yes! i always get the one with karaage chicken."
"no way! me too, that's my favourite one," he said.
you smiled at him, mirroring his grin, his excitement over your fellow love for the japanese restaurant so adorable.
he was cute. undoubtedly cute. both cute and handsome. he had long eyelashes and sparkly brown eyes, his curls were falling on his forehead, his nose wasā¦ really big, and your sight couldn't help but drop down to his lips. they were pink and thick, and they looked as if he could be a really nice kisser. you also noticed how big his hands were, and you wondered how they would feel touching you.
he seemed to be eyeing you as well, awkward silence falling between you two. you both were glancing in each other's direction without saying anything.
"so, um...," he cleared his throat, "i have another meeting soon, but i don't know if i will make it on time. i would love to join you for lunch, though," he looked down, shyly, his cheeks dusted in pink that matched the colour of his lips.
"i... i would love that too. maybe some other time, then," you've answered.
"some other time, yes," he raised one of his eyebrows and smiled mysteriously.
"in the meantime, maybe..." you started talking, and then drifted off.
"wanna make out to pass the time?" you decided to be bold and go for it. he already expressed some interest in you, you were stuck in this elevator which was already weird enough, why not get some advantage out of it by kissing a handsome stranger?
normally, you would never think of asking someone you've just met to make out with you, but nothing about this situation was normal. the attraction between the two of you in that broken elevator was hanging in the stale air.
luigi paused and looked at you, curious, doing a cute tongue in cheek expression.
"i'm... are you sure?" he asked, licking his lips.
"yes," you replied. "i'm already bored, we can at least make the time count."
he approached closer, caging you with his body against the wall, and put his hands on either side of your waist. you circled your arms around his broad shoulders in response.
the warmth was radiating off his body, adding to the already stuffy and humid air in the closed elevator. his warmth and how hard his muscles were felt really comforting.
luigi kissed you, very softly at first, almost as if testing if you would change you mind. only after you've reacted enthusiastically, he got bolder.Ā
his kisses were getting more and more desperate, and he slowly parted your lips with his tongue. he really was a great kisser, just as you suspected.
you were making out passionately using your tongues now, right there, in the broken elevator, your flavoured lip balm making your kisses taste like blueberries.
luigiās big hands were holding on to your waist tightly, almost as if you would turn out to be a dream and disappear on him, but he didn't want to let you go. his thumbs were rubbing slow circles into your sides, and all of sudden you heard noises coming out from the outside.
you parted reluctantly, and the noises didn't stop - someone must have been fumbling with the elevator on the floor above you.
you looked at luigi and his lips were red and bitten, wet with spit and shiny with leftover lip balm of yours, his cheeks coloured angry pink. and you must have been looking just as bad yourself. on top of that, if you weren't mistaken, his pants were slightly tenting, too.
you looked at each other and started giggling, as it would be very obvious to anyone seeing you right now what you've been up to.Ā
the elevator door finally opened, right above you. the repairmen, two of them, took a look inside.
"you okay in there?" one of them asked. "we're gonna need you to pull yourself up a little. sir, can you help the lady? then we're going to help her get up here."
you were going to protest because you weren't some damsel in distress that needed to be saved. you could have perfectly pulled yourself up alone, finally putting the hours you've spent at pilates classes to good use, thank you very much.Ā
before you were able to say anything, luigi put his big hands on your hips and lifted you up, almost effortlessly, and helped you get on the higher level of the opened elevator door.
he was so strong and manly that it would be a lie to say that it didn't make you horny. the way he lifted your entire body just like that caused a rush of heat to go straight into your lower belly.
the repairmen helped you get up on the floor above, and while you were securely on the ground luigi pulled himself up too. you both thanked the repairmen for saving you, and you went in the direction of the staircase to get downstairs.Ā
"see, i told you," he said, when you were on the first floor, about to leave the building. "it wasn't so bad in there, was it?"Ā
"it was pretty nice, i must admit," you looked up at him, happy to finally be rescued from the confinement of the elevator.
"would you mind giving me your number? maybe i could take you out on a real date sometime. and we could continue what we've started in there," he smirked, unlocking his phone and handing it to you.
"yes, i would be happy to," you replied, putting your number in his phone along with your name.Ā
"thank you. i have to run now, but i will see you soon. enjoy your lunch," luigi said.
you really didn't want to see him go, and it seemed he was feeling the same, because he lingered in place for a little while longer looking at you and pursing his lips.Ā
finally, you said your goodbyes and he left. you were hoping with your entire being he's going to give you a call as soon as possible because of horny he made you, and also because of how kind and handsome he was.
getting stuck in a broken elevator was one of the weirdest experiences of your life. while it did seem like a scene from a bad movie, now you were hoping that this particular movie will turn out to be a romantic comedy, and the acquaintance made with the man youāve met in the elevator will actually lead somewhere else than just this. into his bed, preferably.Ā
stoner luigi - more headcanons while i continue writing chap 1
š he goes through lighters like theyāre disposable, constantly misplacing them. the exception is his lucky one: a gold zippo engraved with āgod speed.ā it always lives in his left pocket, and he never races without it.
š heās catholic and has a coin for saint christopher in all his cars to keep him safe.
š his favorite movie is baby driver. sober or high, he loves it. the music, the pacing, the racing, it just makes him happy.
š loves simple vintage games. like pac-man and tetris and snake. he also has a collection of pinball machines.
š he has a collection of glass jars with all his concert tickets, festival wristbands, backstage passes, and vip lanyards. he says itās because they cost a lot of money, but itās actually because heās kinda sentimental.
š when you guys would go out to clubs, he either liked to drink a jack and coke or he was taking tequila shots, no in between.
š he can and will bring out his acoustic guitar whenever he can. it works on you and you wish it didnāt. he actually has a really clear voice and he messes up on the guitar sometimes but you only really notice when his voice canāt cover it up.
š heās really good at playing pool. he learned how to play in his uncleās basement with his uncleās friends. they never went easy on him. so he had to learn the hard way.
š he likes to fix things. one time youāre over picking up, you mention your garbage disposal broke and the maintenance guy hadnāt been returning your calls. heās under your sink and fixing it the next day. why would he let some dude fix it when he can do it better and keep you to himself?
š he owns a lot of physical media. his library of books, dvds, cds, albums, vinyl, cassettes, 8-tracks, and video games was unrivaled. he could open his own blockbuster if he wanted. he even had his own popcorn maker, and swore it just tasted better that way.
š luigi loves getting you as high as possible before taking his cock. he loves how pliant, giggly, and wet you get when youāre high.
š he loves touching you in his car because the tint is illegal. sometimes you donāt even know how he changes lanes. especially with one hand on your pussy.
š he gets VERY jealous. luigi doesnāt do sharing, unless itās a toy. then heās enthusiastically thrusting a dildo in your ass or your mouth while he fucks your pussy in a different rhythm.
š in the same vein, he gets so horny when heās jealous. like he has to fuck himself into you immediately. so he can fuck his cum deep inside you and keep it there. no one is touching whatās his. one second, the cashier at the mall was smiling at you. the next, luigi had you bent over the baby changing station in the family bathroom.
š luigi was at least somewhat of a gentleman. he loved taking you to early dinners, making sure you had time to digest. and of course, he had time to wreck your pussy. luigi drove you home; he didnāt even ask if he could come in anymore. after about half a joint, youād be on his lap, licking into his mouth, humping his thighs. right where he wanted you.
š on your first roadtrip together in his volkswagen gti, heād asked you to be the copilot/dj. as the car weaved through backroads, you felt relaxed by the hum of the engine and luigiās big hand on your thigh. there was a beat of silence while you switched the song. luigi, out of nowhere, ātouch yourself for me,ā he tantalizes. āwhat- you- right now?ā you stuttered. āyou heard me,ā his eyes never strayed from the street ahead. and when he used that raspy dominant, but not demanding tone, you listened.
š now sometimes when you go on vacation, youāll be in the passenger seat, with no panties on under your pretty little sundress. his hand always goes to your thigh when he drives. and he always notices when youāre commando in his leather seats. itās not long after that he has two fingers swirling your clit and heās talking you through every second of your orgasm.
š the first time you didnāt have money for weed, youād politely asked if you could suck him as payment instead. he shrugged and tried not to act shocked since you didnāt seem like the type to have one night stands. but when your lips wrapped around the pretty pink tip of his cock, he had to hold onto something. he took a deep breath through pursed lips, his abs clenched, and his eyebrows furrowed. āholy fuck,ā you tried not to smile at his praise. you wanted the weed, you reminded yourself. he pulled you off after only a couple minutes of sucking and licking him, ālet me make the joint.ā ābut you didnāt even cum?ā he changed the subject and swiftly left the room for his grinder. you found out three weeks later he couldnāt believe he made it three minutes without cumming into your mouth. he thought it was embarrassing. but you thought otherwise.
š it was like his libido went into overdrive around you. to the point where he tries to scam you out of weed. if you had less, youād be running back to him and he could keep getting his dick wet. he needed that pussy sucking him deep the way only yours could.
š on the rare occasion you got the munchies, he would get you whatever you asked for. one time he looked over at you, took a cheeto, and put it in your mouth all while looking in your eyes. his fingertips grazed your lips. your tongue immediately dips out of your mouth to lick his fingers, sucking them into your mouth.
š it wasnāt often you were coming to luigi horny and desperate. in fact, you avoided it at all costs, especially considering he was always having you come over and smoke which usually ended up with you two entangled sexually some way somehow. but when you show up to his door with no bra on, he knew something was up. āwhatās wrong, babe? you already dry?ā āthe opposite actuallyā¦ā his eyes roamed your body before pushing you up against the wall and having his way with you.
š he liked to give you the bong, lighting the bowl while looking in your eyes. luigi moved to pull your shorts down as youāre pulling the smoke. your eyes get wide when he starts licking you, you cough for a second before taking a deep breath. ādid i tell you to stop?ā
Okay, it looks like the teams are in the court room and we are waiting on the judge and Luigi.
The scope of this hearing should be scheduling/DCO, jury questionnaires, and other related matters (so essentially, anything lol). Just waiting on Judge and Luigi.
Now theyāre just going through a few more scheduling things. Jury questionnaires will remain sealed to avoid making āa difficult task more difficultā.
Word in the court room is that this hearing was delayed because Luigi was stuck in the courtās prisoner elevator???
Due to how high profile the case is, the parties have agreed to additional alternate jurors for a total of 6. They are also calculating the amount of strikes each party will receive. These allow each side to strike potential jurors during the voir dire process and narrow down the venirmen. Judge then made a joke about being bad a math (itās true - lawyers suck at math).
Also, disclosure of the governments witnesses needs to be in by October 23.
Judge Garnett says that the federal trial will be 2-3 weeks.
And since the media probably wonāt cover it, Iād just like to point out that the line for the public to get into the hearing today was about 50/50 men and women.
