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danny / probably an animorphs blog by now

[omegaverse]

ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

[austincer]

[thirdcoastalelite]

My gay ass when I make eye contact with a fully average looking boy

[murdernachos]

[oursadsongs-blog]

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“Oh, you’re in my blood like holy wine. You taste so bitter and so sweet. Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling, and I would still be on my feet.”

[dumini]

alleycat gives unsolicited advice

[bob-belcher]

[regging]

i’m gonna start flipping that “yeah sex is good but have you tried [thing that isn’t sex]” joke around i think it’ll be very funny

[regging]

yeah super mario odyssey is good but have you tried sex

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[prideprejudce]

[limaotto]

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[flowerinaflame]

[thirdcoastalelite]

[ljutefisk]

[omruc]

What kind of boys do you like

i don’t actually like boys i’m just attracted to them

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[netnel]

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