towards eternity's end

any pronouns || agender

[thirdreverie]

@/hopjam -> @thirdreverie

ITCH.IO: hopjam.itch.io

ART-ONLY BLOG: @hopjamart

GAMEDEV BLOG: @hopjamgames

YOUTUBE: HOPJAM

[thirdreverie]

just logged back onto my tumblr account after several months who are you people whuh

[elysiuminfra]

jekyll has moral ocd not in the “i need to be a good person” way he doesnt give a fuck about that he has moral ocd in the “i need to be SEEN as a good person or ELSE” way. he thinks hes seen as filthy and perverted and he knows he is but he cares more about public perception and reputation than whether or not hes actually harming people. bc he is Entitled above all else. he is a rich man after all.

[elysiuminfra]

thank you everyone for agreeing with me. together lets imagine a world where dr henry jekyll is a selfish asshole with a lot of problems he blames everything on but is completely unwilling to address or fix any of them. yay :) lets give it up for old men who suck

[thirdreverie]

tenna is not static by flavor foley. tenna is the sad cat poem by spencer madsen. turns off my phone

[scopophobia-polaris]

brooooo the TV saw the whole divorce

[neenarchive]

hate this weird trend of shows and stuff being written with shipping and fandom in mind. um get thee hell out of that writer's room if i'm being fully honest

[neenarchive]

organic chemistry connoisseurs when we see a found family grumpy soft for the sunshine one sun and moon coded industry plant:

[thirdreverie]

SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH KEEPS SENDING TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN IN LATEX COSTUMES TO COME RUNNING OVER TO MY EVIL LAIR AND ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME ONLY TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY REMOVED BY THE EVIL CLAW MACHINE BUILT INTO MY CEILING WHICH PICKS THEM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK BEFORE TOSSING THEM OUTSIDE. YOU'D FIGURE THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED TRYING TO DO SO THE FIRST TWO OR THREE TIMES BY NOW.

[vampelvis]

Vhoa mama, perhaps I should install an evil claw machine. Ha ha hummina. Do you have a referral for a contractor?

[thirdreverie]

i retired the villainsona a while ago but seeing this in my notifs puzzled me so much that i'm bringing it back just for this. ahem. IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO ASSIST ANOTHER EVILDOER IN CREATING THEIR EVIL LAIR, BUT I'M AFRAID MY FAVORITE UNCIVIL ENGINEER MADE ME PROMISE TO NEVER DISCLOSE THEIR IDENTITY, AND I'M A VILLAIN OF MY WORD.

BUT IF ALL ELSE FAILS, THEN MY PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION WOULD BE TO HIRE A MAD SCIENTIST FOR THE INSTALLATION PROCESS INSTEAD. EVIL CLAW MACHINES ARE A STAPLE OF MAD SCIENCE LABS, AND YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO FIND A MAD SCIENTIST WHO BUILT THEIR OWN LAB FROM THE GROUND UP THAN ONE WHO DIDN'T. BE WARNED THAT YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR EXPERIMENTS AS PAYMENT, HOWEVER.

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

[jan-silan]

click on this link and find your new name

i got:

[thirdreverie]

in order to write something good you must first be a little pretentious about your own writing. But Watch Out,

[thirdreverie]

sometimes friendship is experiencing a piece of media that is Bad and then commiserating about it together. and it's fucking awesome

[thirdreverie]

thought my head was pounding because i finally began taking my ADHD meds again earlier this morning after going off of them for a while due to personal reasons. turns out the actual reason my head was hurting was because there's a nationwide fucking earthquake happening

[rylandgracie]

my favorite tweets about the DISASTROUS “wuthering heights” adaptation

[144]

sucks to have one-sided beef with a game beloved by tumblr and by many of your mutuals

[thirdreverie]

i like how mario & luigi brothership was made by a studio which primarily specializes in traditional JRPGs because you can really Tell just from the way the game Is. this is a positive to me though because i love games which lean closer to the JRPG side of the spectrum but doesn't fully cap it

[thirdreverie]

that being said. only alphadream could've made a game that is just. wholly and utterly about vore

[rukafais]

There is a particular subgenre of fic that is always really funny to me and it's the ones who treat their fic being written as some kind of moral imperative. Like man you can just say you like this rarepair it's okay

[rukafais]

Like your insistence that this is spicy and transgressive and what x character REALLY DESERVES, HOT BODICERIPPER SEX, does not sell me on the rarepair but it DOES reveal to me some of your specific hangups

[rukafais]

Also sidenote that if a fic goes "anyway I'm doing this better than the author" I will have specific, higher standards than I would if you didn't say that lol

[eridan-ampora]

oh??? my????? god??????????

[eridan-ampora]

i had to immediately go and find my cat after this to reassure him that id never leave him and i dont take selfies anyway

[eridan-ampora]

you can be as hard to photograph as you like baby

[thirdreverie]

i like how mario & luigi brothership was made by a studio which primarily specializes in traditional JRPGs because you can really Tell just from the way the game Is. this is a positive to me though because i love games which lean closer to the JRPG side of the spectrum but doesn't fully cap it