Big Boy Nards

Wealthy in cornpops

[thirstyoldman]

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

[phantomrose96]

hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???

log back out bestie its not worth it

[dwarf-scum]

Me, trying to figure out whether this is a new post or not:

[thirstyoldman]

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

[doomstar]

Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?

[mytearsrricochet]

here u go

[unclefather]

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

[grungusdollar]

I had an epiphany

[venusianangel818]

Name one bad thing Dracula has done. Quickly!

[xtec]

beat the shit out of his son

[venusianangel818]

For trying to stop him from killing the people who killed his fucking wife next question

[xtec]

never paid taxes

[venusianangel818]

Why would he pay taxes to the church that killed his wife????

[xtec]

to the state dum dum

[venusianangel818]

Bro the church was the fucking state

[xtec]

you deadass?

[princesstigerbelle]

Take it easy… but take it. ✨😉😸

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[thebootydiaries]

night out with the boys

[dadsquart]

socking up a cold foot with the lads

[thebootydiaries]

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

American erotica novel: he inched ever closer to me.

Canadian adaption: he 2.54 centimetered ever closer to me.

[benevolentvulture]

Visit Original Link

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[emmersdrawberry]

C h o s e n

[laynemorgan]

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”