Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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trying on a metaphor

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styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@thirstyoldman
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???
log back out bestie its not worth it
Me, trying to figure out whether this is a new post or not:
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy
thanks. Have a great day
Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?
here u go
customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much
The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)
I had an epiphany
Name one bad thing Dracula has done. Quickly!
beat the shit out of his son
For trying to stop him from killing the people who killed his fucking wife next question
never paid taxes
Why would he pay taxes to the church that killed his wife????
to the state dum dum
Bro the church was the fucking state
you deadass?
Take it easy… but take it. ✨😉😸
night out with the boys
socking up a cold foot with the lads
Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this
American erotica novel: he inched ever closer to me.
Canadian adaption: he 2.54 centimetered ever closer to me.
Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you
A true warrior queen has risen
C h o s e n
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”