This Feels Like A Nightmare

BRI BRI KITTY FUCK $$$$ CARPE MUTHAFUCKING VITAM.

[theoreocat]

Getting his groove on 🎵

[teesadutta]

[modenfamily]

[weloveshortvideos]

[hara-kiri]

i’m junior

[whitegirlsaintshit]

he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

Tbh Jr is amazing and deserves to be happy

[autohaste]

wholesome

[h4kan-deactivated20201223]

[sweetielouis]

[ohohmeo-deactivated20260403]

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[malwersacje]

[gifsboom]

[nathaniel5-deactivated20240708]

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

[kayascodeliaro]

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]

[cindycrawford]

me: am i gonna have a good day today?

my anxiety:

[solsikkepop]

[sansurperdesi]