number one downstairs fan

noah, he/they/it, power to the local dreamer

[this-mutant-kid]

welcome ! ! !

my name is noah, but you can call me pebble, spork, or toad as well! i’m open to other nicknames, but only @hiidkwhatimdoing7525 can call me nil/nilip >:3

i'm very multi-fandom, i (occasionally) post my art/writing/fanfic, and i'm getting into making userboxes and take requests! i want to make more friends, please don't be afraid to dm!!

i’m autistic and very anxious

there is a line between being aroace and bisexual and i use it as a jumprope

queer

agender nonbinary boything, i use he/they/it

i'm very awkward, so if i seem off i probably just feel weird about what i've said! i also am bad at replying, so don't worry if it takes me a bit to reply to any messages!

i’m a minor—i don’t mind adults interacting as long as we both feel comfortable! 

i will block people if they make me feel uncomfortable, so dni if you’re going to be rude or sexual or violent as you will forcibly not interact!

dni: maga, homophobe/transphobe/queerphobe, racist, ableist, trump supporters, generally rude people, anyone who supports cringe culture, anti-endo, anyone who judges any religions, terfs/radfems, and overall judgmental people! 

my companion through life, like actual soulmate, fellow five hundred year old tortoise, bandmate, co-writer, squish, queerplatonic partner:

@hiidkwhatimdoing7525

interests: 

twenty øne piløts

dan and phil

chuckle sandwich crew: schlatt, ted nivison, charlie slimecicle, tucker keane (I DO NOT LIKE DSMP or mcyt in general)

nhl hockey (sj sharks, fl panthers, pittsburgh penguins!

markiplier

my ocs (i have So Many.... please ask me about Them.....)

waterparks (the band)

all history but french revolution, 60s, and napoleonic era specifically

science PLEASE CHAT WITH ME ABOUT SCIENCE (anything but especially marine science)

my chemical romance

music in general

tags:

when i just talk about random stuff: #noah yaps

when i interact with my qpp @hiidkwhatimdoing7525: #jan and nil

some fun facts about me:

i’ve won multiple world championships!

i’m intp!

i live in america (unfortunately) but I speak french!

[emobugterrarium]

iwthink blurry woudl either eat cereal with a ladle to make Tyler mad or the smallest spoon ever

[Image description:

(Blurry is eating a bowl of cereal with a ladle.) Tyler: YOU'RE NOT USING A FUCKING LADLE TO EAT CEREAL. Blurry: I'M USING. THE FUCKING. LADLE.

End description.]

[emobugterrarium]

What happens if you give spooky an energy drink??

REBBULL

[emobugterrarium]

saying that spooky is a freak for eating eggy raw implies there is acorrect way to consume and i am . so curious .,

...i just realized that these probably taste like crap since it may or may not contain a lot of chlorine. MAN.

anyways, you could also cook them with the shell on, sanitizing the surface (think boiled eggs & also balut) but i ont know how peeling them would go, given the more "leathery" egg shell texture

[emobugterrarium]

#not pictured: tyler opening up the fridge and its just like 4 cartons of spooky eggs #he casually takes one out and cooks it for breakfast #blurry is screaming about him eating babies or something #ignore him tyler you're doing great #get that protein -- @clancykisser

look on the bright side im pretty sure theres some steps involved in making babies that spooky is skipping!

WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS

egg with partially developed fetus below read more. <3

i guess this trivia will never come up LOL but i think incubating eggs for the purpose of eating them isnt uncommon .

[emobugterrarium]

#Hiii just... I didn't know my original egg related question would develop into a recurrent theme on your askblog #I hope you don't mind 🥺 #(yeah I was the original egg anon) -- @robot-v0ices

HES VERY PROUD OF HIS EGGS. UNFORTUNATELY.

[emobugterrarium]

The butt bongos could have really benefited from the Belgian butt spray.

butt bongos

the spectre of current day tyler joseph popping booty haunts the emo bug terrarium

[emobugterrarium]

I'm not sure if this has already been discussed before...but how did blurry and spooky meet?

spooky crashed onto earth and blurry was the first to find him!

...it was a very awkward trip of trying to smuggle a very naked very alien guy into his apartment

i guess he doesnt HAVE to be naked. only half naked. COVER UP SLUT!!!

spooky goes with blurry because spooky is stranded in a foreign planet & blurry is the first alien hes met and isnt even trying to eat him...

and blurry gets spooky to follow him because hes lonely and this is someone who isnt immediately judging him !

[emobugterrarium]

Spooky is just being smart and letting Blurry tenderize the eggs so they can slurp them down easier.

[bartparty]

ARE THE EGGES???? INSIDE??????? HHIM???

[emobugterrarium]

blurry accidentally sits on spookys eggs sometimes (spooky not so accidentally lays eggs where blurry sits) & gets egg goo on himself ^_^

#IS BLURRY FULLED OF EGGS????? #how did this happen #why is this happen #fulled of eggs? #question mark? #did this happen with the booty bongos? -- @bartparty

i feel like lay egg in person is a little less intuitive to spooky than the average human

[emobugterrarium]

[emobugterrarium]

is your tyler queer/does he like men? /genq

should i flip a coin about it <- IDK either

actual answer i dont think blurry or tyler have genuinely put thought into their identity & just go along with whatever people tell them to do LOL

who TF is that

[twtpilot]

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[carryallyournames]

still thinking about tyler’s very assertive “yes” after the new tear in my heart ending at mainsquare

[behold-a-knave]

They keep stroking my armour lasciviously and asking to see my 'other' sword

I don't have TIME I'm literally on a QUEST

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[some-call-me-menace]

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon