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Ep 143 Royal Stein Returns!

Recorded in the bar area at ACME Comedy Club in Minneapolis, Alex’s cousin Royal Stein returns to the podcast to talk about the ins and outs of working at a movie theater, some upcoming movie reviews, and we end the episode on a great tip on how to gleek whenever you want. Observe Everything! Get 15% off your order at Sudio Sweden Here!!! Enter promo code STEINCAST —————– Call The Steinline and…

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Ep 142 Jesse The Body Ventura Takes Over The Podcast

Ep 142 Jesse The Body Ventura Takes Over The Podcast

Alex hands off the podcast to Jesse The Body Ventura to host his very own episode of The Alex Stein Podcast. Jesse shows off his own theme song, answers questions from Alex’s facebook friends about UFOs, HVAC systems, Cats, the government, and wrestling, Jesse plays a few samples from internet soundboards of himself talking in the past, and we end the show on a psych up vocal exercise. Observe…

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Ep 141 P.D. Mani - Acting Ready Ready Ready

Ep 141 P.D. Mani – Acting Ready Ready Ready

Actor P.D. Mani joins the podcast in episode 141 and talks to my wife Andy Erikson and myself about his history of acting in Los Angeles, including being in Scrubs, Lost, fighting with Adam Levine in a Maroon 5 music video, improvising with Walter Matthau in the movie Out To Sea, and lots of tips for actors like how to deal with mind games at auditions, making sure to pay your agent, the…

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Ep 140 Ptolemy Slocum - The Nerdist School

Ep 140 Ptolemy Slocum – The Nerdist School

Director of the Nerdist School, commercial and theatrical actor (Sylvester in Westworld, Linus in Preacher), and my fantasy football foe, Ptolemy Slocum joins the podcast in episode 140 to talk about his personal artistic philosophy that is not only the foundation of the Nerdist School but also a great way to approach everyday life goals, his long career as a commercial actor (Domino’s, Swiffer)…

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Ep 139 Mike Lester - The Bro Bot

Ep 139 Mike Lester – The Bro Bot

Standup comedian, actor, and dear dear friend Mike Lester returns to the podcast in episode 139 to catch up on what he’s been doing lately in the world of commercial acting, we talk about our very first interview over four years ago on the podcast, Mike discusses acting tips and how to do your best at an audition, we discuss his Bro Bot commercial campaign and the science behind the Bro Bot…

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Ep 138 Daniel Flohr - Naked Guitar

Ep 138 Daniel Flohr – Naked Guitar

Actor Daniel Flohr joins the podcast in episode 138 to discuss working with Alex on the WWII movie Wunderland, his youtube channel where he plays the guitar naked, getting asked to swing with married couples, nude modeling, BDSM, the evolution of safe words, and a we finish the podcast with a very complicated but enjoyable vocal exercise. Observe Everything! —————– Call The Steinline and leave a…

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Ep 137 Ron Babcock - This Guy

Ep 137 Ron Babcock – This Guy

Comedian Ron Babcock joins the podcast in episode 137 to discuss his recent comedy album ‘This Guy‘ and how to properly promote an album, growing up outside Scranton, Pennsylvania, how he got so good at devil sticks, his hilarious comedy videos (including his Death Reel), and working with Alex on Mister Chris’s Apartment Show. Observe Everything! Buy Ron’s Album!!! —————– Call The Steinline and…

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Ep 136 Jesse Ventura Plays Music

Ep 136 Jesse Ventura Plays Music

Close personal friend and huge fan of the show, Jesse The Body Ventura returns to the podcast in episode 136 and talks to Alex about Andy Kaufman wrestling women, his six shooter guitar, bringing a guitar into battle, and Jesse plays a few improvised songs for the podcast. Observe Everything! —————– Call The Steinline and leave a message, vocal exercise, or anything your podcast loving heart…

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Ep 135 Charlsey Miller - Cabriolete

Ep 135 Charlsey Miller – Cabriolete

Musician and former intro song voice of The Alex Stein Podcast, Charlsey Miller returns to the podcast to discuss the release of her new EP called Cabriolete, the process of making music, putting thoughts and ideas into sound, her first time seeing live music, musical improv, and we even play what most likely will be a new intro song for the podcast. Click Here To Buy Her New EP Cabriolete Listen…

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Ep 134 Jose Lizarde - Commercial Acting

Ep 134 Jose Lizarde – Commercial Acting

Jose Lizarde joins the podcast in episode 134 to discuss with Alex his career in commercial acting, tips and tricks of going into an acting audition, growing up in Los Angeles, a commercial he did with Adam Carolla inwhich he pours oil on Adam in a tub, and we finish the episode with a couple sweet and speezy vocal exercises. Observe Everything! —————– Call The Steinline and leave a message,…

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Ep 133 Alex Stein - Names, Storytelling, and Alaska

Ep 133 Alex Stein – Names, Storytelling, and Alaska

Writer (Moth Story Slam winner), director, and storyteller Alex Stein (that’s right, we have the same name!) joins the podcast in episode 133 to discuss what it’s like to have the best name in the world, his documentary on the Iditarod called MUSH, lots of Alaska talk, performing in storyteller shows compared to standup, his book No Mr. Bond I Expect Your Dreams To Die, and I ask him a bunch of…

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Ep 132 LYFT

Episode 132 of The Alex Stein Podcast features the topic of being a LYFT driver. We discuss some tips and tricks to being a LYFT driver or rider, some rants about riders, the weirdest riders, and we have my wife Andy on and talk about her experiences with LYFT. Observe Everything You’ll Never Nanny In This Town Again —————– Call The Steinline and leave a message, vocal exercise, or anything your…

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Ep 131 TASP Returns With Too Many Guests

Ep 131 TASP Returns With Too Many Guests

The Alex Stein Podcast returns from a few months off to discuss Alex’s recent ventures with his dad visiting LA, new commercial auditions, new LESTARIL sketches, and we look back at an unreleased episode with too many guests, including comedians Mike Lester, Steve Gillespie, Pat Susmilch, Carolyn Albert, Andy Erikson, Tom McNaughton, and Jesse The Body Ventura. —————– Call The Steinline and leave…

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Right off the bat I notice this unicorn has a fiery mane with an ice green tail and I have to say, I love it. It’s a bold choice to have a different colored tail, and it definitely pays off.  The next time I go in to get my hair colored I’m going to show them a picture of this unicorn and say “Color me like one of your French unicorns!” And I know, I know technically I don’t have a tail, however I can improvise, and just ask that they color my leg hair green, because that would have a similar effect. Oh I can’t wait to go to the salon now!

But enough about me, let’s talk about how this image is most obviously an actual cave drawing that a skilled child colored in with crayons and perhaps a little bit of blood. That might sound disturbing, but it’s a well known fact that cave people would paint with blood, and the cave children would paint with crayons and a little bit of blood. This was well before magic markers were invented so artists had to be resourceful.

I wish I could go back to caveman times when unicorns roamed free, without fear of being chopped up and turned into chunky jewelry sold by the checkout counters of Forever 21. No, back then unicorns were part of the landscape. Like crystal rain drops. Or soft green prairie grass. Or Beyonce’s birthing hips.

And that reminds me! This unicorn has tremendous hips and a wonderfully puffed out chest. The curves pull you in and tantalize the senses. The sharp edges whisper, “Don’t get too close, I don’t want to break your heart. Not like the last time.” Thank you cave drawing unicorn, for being strong enough for the both of us.

(10 seconds of quiet reflection.)

This unicorn is pure glamour shots. Feisty eyeball. Love the blue glow protecting the unicorn from the other blue glow. Great chin angle.  Stunning horn. 10 stars.

Thank you for reading!

If you enjoyed this review, there’s more! Please consider preordering my new ebook: “Finally, Unbiased Reviews of Unicorn Images.” It will feature over 50 original unicorn images created by a blessing of talented artists. I’m so excited to share the images with you in the coming weeks and months and excited to share my reviews too! And there will be extra content, images and magical surprises only in the ebook as well. I’m so so excited! 

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Ep 130 Bjorn RG

Ep 130 Bjorn RG

Comedian and creative director at Bear Skn, Bjorn RG joins the podcast in episode 130 to discuss Bear Skn underwear, comedy in Vegas, bears, the book The Comedians, musical improv, and much more up until we end the episode with a very shaky vocal exercise. Support Bjorn’s underwear so it can support you. Observe Everything Bjorn’s Insta Bjorn’s Dog’s Insta —————– Call The Steinline and leave a…

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Ep 129 Tim Harmston

Ep 129 Tim Harmston

Comedian Tim Harmston joins the podcast in episode 129 to discuss housing comedians, Tim’s Late Show with David Letterman appearance, corporate comedy gigs, catching a grunt fish, Prince, making sketches, Tim’s two Last Comic Standing appearances, and we end the episode with a deep vocal exercise. Tim suggested watching this video of Prince —————– Call The Steinline and leave a message, vocal…

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Ep 128 Kalid Hussein

Ep 128 Kalid Hussein

Writer/Director/Producer/Musician Kalid Hussein comes over to talk about shooting sketches with LESTARIL, nuance, moving to America, FOMO, Trump, and we finish with a special improv vocal exercise. Papertown Godzilla – Soundcloud Observe Everything! —————– Call The Steinline and leave a message, vocal exercise, or anything your podcast loving heart desires at 314-722-TASP Donate to The Alex Stein…

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