Pistanthrophobia

SF

[ravensandrocks-deactivated20200]

You stole my heart with ruthless kisses and empty promises.

Michael Faudet  (via michaelfaudet)

[narcotic]

do you ever just get in those moods where you stress about every possibility of where things could go wrong in your life 

[slapmytitties]

what if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

[thisbitchsunny-blog]

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

[aarcanum]

[shrimpbynature]

too picky to be a ho

[arcticmonkies-deactivated201407]

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

[share]

Things You Can Say About Your Shoes, But Not Your Partner

[thisbitchsunny-blog]

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

Me: Someone told me to go to hell

Me: Couldn't find it at first

Me: But now I'm here

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[csurf]

You have no idea how much I want you to feel your legs intertwined with mine as we lay asleep, knowing you’re right there and not going anywhere.

(via fawun)

[anochtheterrible-deactivated201]

so i made some bob burgers eggs for easter

[omg-relatable]

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

lowkey trying to get you to talk to me first

[thisbitchsunny-blog]

Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

[sassyastrology]

The “walks through hell with a smile” squad

Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Scorpio, Aquarius

[laurazocca]

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen