There is no point to this blog

My icon is someone's grandmother.

[slapmytitties]

why does it feel like the world is crumbling day by day lmao

[slapmytitties]

is this thing on

[huffylemon]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[apjvff]

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm struggling to even type this but... Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove was lowkey an awakening for me

Girl an awakening to WHAT

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[femmemarcille]

hey um. your boyfriend turned into the thing he swore he’d destroy. yeah. no he didnt make it. sorry

[germicelli]

[femmemarcille]

[spitblaze]

[lovingtogekiss]

hey, dont cry. backstreets back, alright?

[sexygaywizard]

Ma'am???

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[apjvff]

what u favorite tea?

shut up bitch

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[onlytwitterpics]

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC* Me: