Inactive Archive

[thisblogisanarchive]

This blog is now an archive

I am keeping it for my own personal records. This blog will not be posted to and messages will not be answered. 

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

[withahappyrefrain]

“I want a Disney Princess who doesn’t focus solely on falling in love!”

You mean Tiana?

“I want a Disney Princess who actually works because she wants to!”

Yeah, Tiana! 

“I want a Disney Princess who has an actual tangible goal!”

You mean Miss “I want to own my own restaurant before the age of 25″ aka Tiana?

“I want a Disney Princess who is relateable!” 

Yeah. Tiana aka “I work so much I need to be reminded by a 100-year old blind lady that having a balance of family and work is key”. 

“I want a Disney Princess who is well-written and doesn’t rely on the ‘quirky traits’ trope as an explanation for her personality.”

YES. TIANA. 

“I want a Disney Princess who-”

TIANA. TIANA IS WHAT YOU WANT. AND SHE’S BEEN HERE SINCE 2009. BUT Y’ALL SEEM TO WANT TO FORGET THAT AND TRY TO MAKE OUT FROZEN TO BE THE MOST FEMINIST DISNEY FILM EVER. 

[thisblogisanarchive]

Thing that happened at store (TRUE STORY)

Me: Hello Gay Man

Gay Man: Hello

Woman: Ur bad

Kid: No he’s not

Woman: Dang it

Everyone in the store: CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

[barretweed-deactivated20141230]

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

[physics-bruh]

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

[dogvines]

[princeofmiddleearth]

IT’S EARS ARE BIGGER THAN IT’S LEGS I CAN’T BREATHE 

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

my hEART

[onlineholly]

cutest thing ever

[laurenkaate]

oh cutie

[dorkpassenger-deactivated201601]

“Now that I’ve remembered my YouTube account password, no one is safe. Sorry Hayley!” (x)

[baddiemode]

[mjandersen]

I have been here, multiple times!  By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.

And believe it or not, it gets better. Rosa’s also gives out sweatshirts to the homeless (or sells them to the general public) that has information on local soup kitchens and even computer training in the area, on an insert sewn inside the sweatshirt.

(Details)

[jessicalprice]

Reblogged again for these excellent details.

[bunney]

me writing a resume: “hello im a mentally healthy person who LOVES capitalism and

[thisblogisanarchive]

hmm ok so i’m going to be doing a MAJOR EXCAVATION of my follow list

if i break any mutual ties, I’m sorry. It’s literally me and not you.

[thisblogisanarchive]

So i’m more or less thinking about deactivating this blog and salvaging the username for a fanfiction blog and just not??? having a personal blog anymore?

I’m super tired of the toxicity of this environment and for a website that’s all about upholding mental health, it’s really doing nothing for mine.

[dippy-ecks]

beep beep here comes the dork squad

[bodypartss]

[textsfromcapscrew]

[annavonsyfert]

heck yea I did

[the-omega-jojo]

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time