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some of my favorite jamie+trevor moments from their first season on the Flyers together | 25-26 Season
snoopy of the day
nsh vs bos — 3/5/26
ongoing saga
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
If Shane and Ilya have to be on the same team it should have been Boston.
Ilya would sit his team down and be like: Boys. You know how the second greatest hockey player in the league fucks up our chances at the cup pretty regularly? Well what if I told you I’ve decided to take one for the team and solve this problem for us once and for all. That’s right, I’ve leveraged my incredible body and sex appeal to seduce Shane Hollander to Boston at an extreme pay cut, thus basically securing us every cup until the end of time. Now everyone be nice to this hot piece of ass I have secured for hockey reasons because I’m such a baller.
I think they would crown him a champion. I think they would be like “the gay thing is weird but we can’t argue with results and anyway Ilya’s fucked all the pussy from Boston to Montreal it makes sense he’s branched out. Boston would be like “we literally don’t care if they’re fucking on center ice if they’re winning cups they’re winning fucking cups”. Shane would do a joint dunks commercial with him and eventually become the people’s sweetheart. Maura Healey would personally petition for Ily to get citizenship.
Ilya is their god king and Shane is therefore untouchable. The people of Boston and the team itself would be shitting themselves with sheer joy at the chance to beat the shit out of Montreal in every way that matters. It’s a literal bloodbath every time. People are crying in the streets watching their boys give a beatdown to every Metro who gets near Shane on the ice. Everyone’s uncle from south Boston gets a little worked up around their Newport like “he may be a homo but he’s our homo. And he plays some damn fine hockey.” They name one of the harbor seals after him.
Just a couple of guys living out a childhood dream 🇺🇸
"Jamie Drysdale’s name is Jim. That is because Trevor Zegras named him that in Anaheim. When Jamie came to Philadelphia, he said I’d like to be called Jim."
you become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed by the way
Had to show you the outtakes with the boys
i wanna watch them have some really weird sex :/
“We got roommates! I got a roommate, Jake Ottinger, so he and I have really been bonding. We've been playing a ton of Cribbage and sharing our meals on our beds,” the Bruins netminder told Olympics.com. “It's pretty funny, the rooms are right out of college, so it's been a really fun experience being back in the college feel.”
- Jeremy Swayman
snoopy of the day
the goal scoring leader of the bruins for january
my bruins in practiceeee
1-4 bruins twitter; 5&6 bruins ig
someone come get him from the ig comment sections
here he goes again
i love how everyone else is like “entire name, *pause*, first name, *pause*, last name” sometimes with a high lift at the end, sometimes faster/slower/angry, or sometimes sounding like they have no idea why they have to do this when the name is so easy to pronounce (aka confused) and then u have cmac enunciating every single syllable
the 'making him buy me bruins tickets to watch goalies i like once he turned pro' to 'making him figure out how to get me to the olympics in time for the opening ceremony' evolution of the charlie mcavoy - jake oettinger friendship 🥰 and also jeremy swayman is there 🥰