Expecto Patronum

23. Baltimore, MD. Nerd alert. 

[great-tweets]

[via C_GraceT]

[jonathantaylorthomas]

TBT

[byeswiftiebitches-deactivated20]

#power strut

[hardstoplucas1]

When no one knows what 6x3 equals

[slumberblues]

Why does Johnny have so much dish soap?

[doctorstaby]

MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID

[arkaniist]

@davekind

[antis0cials0cialist]

because they fucking

slap

next question

[watsonlove]

Emma Watson photographed during the ‘Beauty and the Beast’ press conference in Paris (2017)

[stars-bean]

The Proposal (2009) dir. Anne Fletcher

[disneyfolk]

Bears in various Disney films

[swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo]

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.

[uncomfrtable]

My noodle is 7

[i-am-a-lawschool-zombie]

ahahahahahaha

[cheese24k]

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

worth every second

[sephiramy]

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

[windcave]

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

[buffysummers]

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[throwbackblr]

[pea-green]

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

[reaj3asa]

@pea-green hey look, more fuel for your rage

[ledger-heath]

Taylor Swift reputation Stadium Tour | Official Trailer Netflix

[emfile]

[why-bless-your-heart]

Oldest Child Things

-Frustrated perfectionist

-Never Good Enough

-Works really hard to prove doesn’t care about other people’s opinions

-Cares too much

-Internal/eternal screaming

-Always ends up being the mom friend

-Bossy

-Skittish bundle of nerves or complete lump of oblivion

-Panics when criticized

-Unhealthy coping mechanisms

-0 or 100 all the time, no inbetween

[findingfeather]

OH JUST @ ME NEXT TIME. 

[eyesopen]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him