Babbles

Practicing Roman Catholic. Profile picture by @awesomebutunpractical

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[rohirric-hunter]

I just got a call from "Verizon" asking me if I've been experiencing service interruptions such as dropped calls recently.

I very much doubt that Verizon is going to call customers individually to resolve service issues

I don't use Verizon

So I said, "Yeah, in fact I can feel one coming on right now," and hung up

[culturevulturette]

The Sparkler of the West lights my way!

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[princesssarcastia]

there are some things a character should not be able to tell us about themselves EVEN with a gun to their head. depending on the character that could even expand to include "most" things

[princesssarcastia]

i'm talking "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink" territory. "i've constructed an elaborate rube goldberg machine of plot to force this character to have precisely the realization about themselves that i want them to, and i'm only maybe 60% sure it'll work" territory. "the deity of their choice reveals it to them in a dream and they wake up and say, 'no, that can't be right,' and promptly forget about it" territory.

[awesomebutunpractical]

Superhero stories should never be realistic ever, but realistically, Superhero-ing should be, like, a five year gig, max.

[owlthex]

We are the daughters of the women the black death couldn't kill.

[househatke]

Designing some cards.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

Its so hot out today there were these really short people out in brown robes shouting out things like "UTTINI" and trying to steal my cars transmission then sell it back to me at tripple the price

[twiggy-boy]

Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[kingcatnine]

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[why-bless-your-heart]

Don't do it boy, your daddy said. Why'd you do it boy, your momma said. But you said. And she said. And I said:

Don't forget to put a dime inside the window, or you'll be locked out on the roof. Look twice on your bike when you take that turn at the corner of North and Moore. Your momma won't ever manage, but she's trying. And your daddy sticks around, but he's lying.

[awesomebutunpractical]

Man who exclusively interacts with women at the Club: ALL women like loud music.

[bountyhuntergirl]

phm spoilers!! 🪐 please don't flop, please don't flop 😭🪕