pretty & pink

This is my happy place.

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

I barely use this piece of shit website anymore but I still get notifications every time someone follows me. Two hardcore porn blogs in the last 24 hours.

@staff You’re worthless.

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

Goals for 2018:

- Put away a total of $7K into my savings account - Complete the healthy wage challenge I signed up for and lose 50 pounds by December 22, 2018 (2 pounds down already!) - Continue my overall healthy streak - Enjoy Paris with my friends

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

I only completely 2 out of the 4 but that’s not bad.

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

Need to look through a tag, that’s all

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

do you know thay ur blog is flagged as explicit??

Hi anon, no I didn’t. But I don’t really care. I’m not gonna dig through everything and delete anything. What will be will be.

[ommanyte]

a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour

tumblr.com:

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

Does anyone know of a website I can move to that’s like tumblr but not shitty?

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

Pathetic

[zariest]

ig: marzena.marideko ❄

[1foodporn]

Some tender BBQ ribs

[filmgifs]

Okay, Jenna, repeat after me.

[fuckyeahinteriordesigns]

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[vivalski]

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

[aphrodaisyacs]

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

[dretanya]

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

[allmyinvisiblemonsters]

Tumblrs being a fuckass and won’t let me search by tags the usual way so ignore the tags on this one

[jeanqrey]

New haircut? I noticed you’ve copied my beard.

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter: May? I’m back.

May: Where were you this whole time?

Tony, from outside the window: *mouthing* Internship

Peter: Ginger dip

Tony: Just ground him