This Book Does Not Exist

I wrote a book about an aspiring writer who must brave the perils of a surreal world warped by his own memories and imagination to reunite with the love of his life. You can buy it or borrow it on Amazon. I talk about it here and at my personal website.

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Stolen papers

recovered papers

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Why is clouds white?

these are exciting times

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porno

that is a word, yes

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do you know bill wurtz?

if only

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The Book

it does not exist though

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A romance about two neighbors

do you live near me?

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A horror history about a door

accurate description

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Who are you?

who am I not? 

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How can you stop the apocalypse?

You can only hope to contain it. 

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henlo

hemlo

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your first pet

A penguin

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What is this reality?

the one we have, the one we share, for better or for worse

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Give me based text like sheakspear

I think you’re looking for lil b or sean thor conroe

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Why did who go to where for which reasons?

they were spiritually provoked

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ur sussy?

unlikely

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Who are you?

I’m anonymous. I ask myself these questions

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Are you a robotf

half and half