T'is Me In All Kinds Of Shapes And Forms :D

20, College, Socially Inept, Professional Ninja, ADHD, And Much, Much More

[framewxrk-deactivated20200419]

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

[good-littlekitten]

This is literally my life tho…

[onision]

I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.

Genesis 7, The Bible God: Piece of shit mass murderer. (via onision)

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

[crocodilet0ngues]

autumn : the greatest season of all.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dymphnajude]

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

[dronta-deactivated20200104]

[amitafeenia-deactivated20151116]

[24-karat-vagina-deactivated2014]

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

[cuhrees]

akjdfhlakdsfualusidfa brb ded

[themerrycaryler]

Me: *in a crowd* Where did Markiplier go? Me: *cups hands to mouth* I AM NOT SPECIAL IN ANY WAY Markiplier: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR MIND TO. I BELIEVE IN YOU. Me: found him

[thisguy-------blog]

Tumblr makes me feel less lonely

[thisguy-------blog]

So I was under the mall and found this near walk way

[thisguy-------blog]

Reasons I get on Tumblr

1. LITERALLY ANY REASON EVER 2. Because frik you

[thisguy-------blog]

me: is depressed

internet: inject coconut oil into your heart. fucking. jam it in there. fuck. fucking. bathe in it. stick your face in it. fucking. coconut oil fucking RAW.

[art-tension]

Skeleton Coffee Table by Skelemental 

This is Full Throttle, a rather unusual skeleton coffee table, and Skelemental’s first piece of furniture. Full size skeleton busts, one being strangled by the other. Bronze skeletons on a brushed steel base. Limited edition of just three sculptures. via:skullappreciationsociety

[blankvhs]

“dave shut the fuck up just hold it”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[thisguy-------blog]

I need this

[weloveshortvideos]

[goddess-scarlette]

Me

[wakemefrom-mydream-deactivated2]

literally me

[onision]

What you just said, is literally one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Supporting your wife when she is bisexual is one of the greatest things a husband can do.

[hornyspice]

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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