There is before and there is after-- this is after

Raised by a bear who in turn was raised by an alcoholic Russian, I had an interesting childhood which makes it sometimes difficult to relate to humans who were raised by humans. I like a myriad of things which, when put together, no one else likes. This is the place where I try to explain myself in words. It may not work. I do not apologize. And, my advice to you: take your friends to parties, but don't let parties take your friends.

[thisisafter]

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[thisisafter]

[snooches]

[kinnmonferholic]

[drabbs]

[ikeamonkeypope]

[drqueenschultz]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

[nevercleverever-blog]

never forget

[ketosisbreath]

[gottahavemyhungergames]

[thats-so-meme]

http://lettuce-all-laugh.tumblr.com/ submitted

[thisisafter]

Can you not schedule posts anymore? well, the tribute to Darwin should be on (I think) Dec 5, but you'll get it when tumblr says you'll get it.

[advicefromlemonysnicket]

“Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.”

— Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

[jeopardybot]

[This enemy’s dream is to download a man who dissapointed crabs]

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[This anthromorphic door romanticized a child who mansplained communists]

[jeopardybot]

[What you get when you mix a spy who betrayed hats with a hungry magician]