Gay 🫵

this blog will stop being coherent in less than two weeks

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something about vox’s side profile is so funny like it’s so flat-

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props to my girl velvette, she finally figured out how to straighten her hair without deadly frizz taking hold and making it generate thrust; my congratulations to her in this thrilling time

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so even though people in hell can like heal from injuries and stuff, they don’t age phsycally??? where is the limit. if they cut their hair, is it just stuck like that 4ever?? is that why alasoty has suvh a fuckass bob????

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i’m stupid and don’t know controls but i mesnt to commetn that i do not remember posting this and i apologize for my actions

[thisisahellapp]

so even though people in hell can like heal from injuries and stuff, they don’t age phsycally??? where is the limit. if they cut their hair, is it just stuck like that 4ever?? is that why alasoty has suvh a fuckass bob????

[thisisahellapp]

with god as my witness i refuse to simp for any hazbin characters i will not do this

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someone put me down.

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”my babies my children i love them” i say about men in their thirties

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somebody i knew a little bit straight up fucking died BUT cursed cat alastor is on my feed so <3

[grapesoda20]

i drew my favourite hazbin hotel ship 🥰😊😍

[thisisahellapp]

this fandom is a curse because tell me why i am shipping the first person created by god and the devil himself i don’t even know how ironic it is at this point

[thisisahellapp]

with god as my witness i refuse to simp for any hazbin characters i will not do this

[jadesspacesworld]

I hate him but give me that mug

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i think it’s so funny to ship things that you don’t even particularly want to happen they just have good dynamics

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valentino getting ready in the morning

[waokevale]

Context: Lucifer is lonely after the (supposed) divorce and unconsciously ends up pinning for his nemesis/frenemy.

After past experience with Vox, Alastor can almost immediately tell when someone is crushing on him, so he did the only reasonable thing for an Aroace person to do in that situation. 👍

[thisisahellapp]

sometimes i wonder which hazbin character i’m most like and then i remember i’m mentally ill and collect plastic ducks every time i go to an arcade