I'd be a punk if my mom would let me

snapchat: purestofboredom Instagram: purestboredom all about that 👽 🐝 💪 🎶

[hunty-wunty-deactivated20191210]

Yeah I’m sorry

[adequatepaladin]

I can’t believe he did this

[twoofcups]

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

[galgohelder-deactivated20190408]

all we’re talking about is venom’s dick this, venom’s tentacles that, and no one is bringing up whether venom has an asshole or if venom has a pussy? no one is interested in whether or not venom might like getting fucked? why do y’all hate variety and when will you stop participating in verse oppression, that’s what i want to know.

[chirart-deactivated20181203]

I would watch this slice of life show.

[xxziggystardust]

[hogfarts-will-burn-to-the-ground]

When you see a girl out with her boyfriend and she is dressed up and he is wearing basketball shorts and a tshirt with a fish on it

[blackgrlsaremagic]

@abixgold

[screengeniuz]

SOOOOOO dope 😑

[loveniaimani]

😍😍

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

stan culture and social justice should not have overlapped. that was a mistake.

[theechrysalisamidst]

What does this mean

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

I’m saying that social justice within stan culture has become a means to one-up other fans/celebrities. How ‘unproblematic’ their fav is has become something to gloat about when they’ve tired of talking about charts. No one cares. They just care if their fav cares.

[americachavez]

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me :(

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him :(

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

[henstomper]

its crazy how many websites there are

[rainbowgazes-archive]

how many are there

[henstomper]

ill tell you after im done counting

[amoebamotion]

Update: presumably more than three 

[henstomper]

i cant count past that

[makomoriz]

[wildwildwes-deactivated20250817]

me as fucjcdnbcfdh

[deaddolin]

straight woman im talking too: haha like.. idk he just ignores me and doesn’t like me and we have terrible sex haha but i love him tho!!!!!

me:

[luisonte]

[itskyalenotkyle]

[abstract-mortal]

Florida Man

[justcariii]

FLORIDA MAN

[amemoryofkaye]

Indeed, Florida Man.

[gregoryfranks]

Definitely Florida man

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[woluf]

I want LG🐝T on a tshirt please

[holy-punks]

LG🐝☕️

[thejonymyster]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.