#nofilter

I have no idea who that guy is ^

[thisishowibitch]

Hi happy

[thisishowibitch]

Option A: sitting in the clean apartment with the well behaved dog, going on guided tours and ... being at home doing puzzles. Option B: working hard, skimming by, having genuine laughs, and fucking in a downtown store window. OPTION B PLEASE. Please. Please. PLEASE.

[thisishowibitch]

Persistence is the definition of insanity.

So I was following your car and a little behind, then drove up to a car accident. Started sobbing instantly before I realized it wasn't you and the wreck wasn't too bad, but then realized you were a piece of shit when we got to where we were going. I didn't even get to ask if you saw the wreck, or let you know I was happy you were okay or that someone cared about you. You've asked me for a year to go out. I love people. I cry over people. If we've know each other for years or if we've barely hung out, I have so much faith in love. No matter how much I get shit on, I can, will, and do keep trying.... so why does shit keep falling into my lap?

[thisishowibitch]

Hilton head, to bowman?, to no power/walking dead town/hurricane Beaufort, now to Florida, then California, then Florida again, then to Hilton head weekend and then Savannah weekend? Hmmmm okay. Nomad life is good. Trying not to get my hopes up, but damn SO excited to see Alex? And then get some firefighter lovin.

[thisishowibitch]

Then I got a ticket to SD. Funny how things work out

[thisishowibitch]

He got kicked out

[tkkatherineblog]

[mitten]

[limit]

Yes.

[thisishowibitch]

I am dolusionally tired

[thisishowibitch]

Pizzahut

PH: Pick up or delivery? Pickup please PH: is this Kelly? Uhh yeah, I'll have a larg- PH: Ready in 15 minutes ma'am.

[serverslashslave-blog]

When people don’t want to move shit out of the way so I can set down all the shit they’ve ordered.

[thisishowibitch]

I keep getting stuck in situations where people are talking about how much they're doing/contributing/working and comparing it to others.... While I'm quietly working and actually doing the things... And they're standing there talking.... They don't get that comparing and talking shit doesn't get anything done... You just look stupid... And talk too much.... (But then again all I talk about is all the shit I have to do. I'm a hypocrite, but idgaf)

💞💞💞💞 Bitching makes me happy.

[onlytwitterpics]

[serious]

Notice all the people who make an effort to stay in your life.

they’re a keeper (via misjudgments)

[caisdomarr]

[beylenciaga]

tomorrow september 4, 2016, six-time number album artist beyoncé giselle knowles-carter turns 35, making her eligible to be the next president of the united states of america. #bey2020 #hotsauceineveryonesbags #texasbamas

[thisishowibitch]

At the end of almost every night of work for two years, I wait until it's just us two in the kitchen I play Beyoncé REALLY loud and sing/dance with our autistic dishwasher (I swear he secretly likes it) Last night I turned and looked at him with my half smile asking if he was ready for this jelly; This bitch walked in and said 'no want wants so fucking listen to Beyoncé, Kelly' IVE NEVER CUSSED SOMEONE OUT SO QUICKLY IN MY LIFE.

[thisishowibitch]

Wren: the married owner followed me home once, tried to fucking me in a hotel room in savannah, and kept kissing up my arm begging to kiss me and when I kept saying no? Assumed I was playing hard to get and asked if I liked it rough. The new head chef has a bet out- saying he's going to fuck me, and told others that I'm that 'skinny type' that he wants to put on his dick and spin me around in circles. The managers found out about that before I did, asked me if I felt uncomfortable, I told them I obviously did (he's like fifty) and he's still there.. This morning another cook, who has a girlfriend that comes into work to see him almost every day, asked me if I could suck his dick at the same time as another server. I already cut down my hours to four shifts a week, and applied to a job within my actual career field. My coworkers will soon be people who are working towards achieving goals, and not bored, trying to make money and get out, and literally just fuck around.