Server/Slave

I've noticed that a delightful amount of absurdity finds its way into my life via my work in the food service industry. I like to share it. You're welcome.

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every. time.

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Tfw you're in the weeds and ya co-workers/manager ain't doing jacksh*t so you're p much running the place by yourself during a Saturday lunch rush 😊😊😊

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This! #America #election #president #nope

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Im a server, and omg, everything I have read so far is my life. All of it.

That's that #serverlife...

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When parents clean up after their nasty-ass kids. #youthrerealmvp

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#zerofucksgiven #serverlife

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The freight #elevator got stuck at work tonight. Reactions were varied. #Life as a #caterwaiter. #catering #serverlife #server

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I suppose there are worse problems to have...but damn.

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#TooSoon? #unc #villanova #NCAA #ncaatournament #tournament #tourney #championship #michaeljordan #Jordan #23

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Oh I’m going to knot up your rent money, because that a funny thing to do. #serverproblems #whodoes this?

Assholes. That's who. #assholes.

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Workbuddy #selfie! (at Acro Cafe)

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On a personal note, my cousin lives and works in the UK. Yesterday morning, the day of the #Brussels attacks, he was supposed to have been flying into the city. Instead he was posting this to #fb. My thoughts and prayers are with anyone touched by the violence in Brussels.

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Shoutout to customers that notice another table is being mean to you and go out of their way to be extra nice to you

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Real talk, fam. I once had a table spend an hour treating me like shit. The group next to them tipped (nicely) on their credit card, then left a twenty with a note reading, "What a bunch of assholes 😟 Go have a drink or three on us 😁" It turned my mood around and made it easier to smile the rest of my shift. Here's to you, cool tables who make up for asshole guests. You the real MVP.

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Please tell me the state of #NC didn't pay for this #grammatical #abortion... (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

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Having lunch like a grownup. I successfully adulted!