Anyone remember what year it is?

I do things but, I forgot what they were. Just roll with it homie.

[littledeathswithyou]

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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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HUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHUE

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[themusicgirl]

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GOD SAVE THE KING

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i am everyone i am no one i am all but no matter who i am i am not jake

Hey babe

[wavvvvvvvvvves]

nINA NO

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the system works

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ur dumb

HEehueHEuhehehu

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WEH

WEH

[hokage]

lmao liar

[marveloustom-deactivated2015091]

Team Mahima No

So Lily darling was talking about poodle skirts, and then I was thinking about Mahima in a poodle skirt. And then I was thinking of Mahima in a hardcore motorcycle gang in a pink poodle skirt rolling over her enemies with a victorious blood soaked grin on her face.

[wavvvvvvvvvves]

don’t give her any ideas

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this just in 16 dead in attack by motorcycle gang

[micdotcom]

Rich women are more for raising minimum wage than men

The highest and lowest women earners tend to show the most support, a trend that does not hold for men.

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this just in: women are significantly more capable of caring about people who are not like them

in other news, water is wet

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This just in, a certain someone just fucked up the  message of a post by being a cunt, and thinking that just because someone is a certain gender they're either nicer or meaner.

In other news tumblr is tumblr.

[syrahkiyaiyu]

How do you just “forget” about England

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Captain: Why do they call this place the English Channel?

Assistant:  What do you mean?

Captain: Well shouldn't it be called the French coast?

Assistant: What do yo-

Assistant: CAPTAIN THE CLIFFS OF DOVER!

Captain: WHEN DID THESE GET HERE?!

Captain: OH GOD IT'S BURNING!

Assistant: CAPTAIN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!

Remember kids, never forget about the Cliffs of Dover.

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Strong independent Barrack man whos a single parent.

[memewhore]

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The famous Chillin' Bearded Man, as seen at the ikea in Houston.

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Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text

[tombesouslecharme]

I

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nice cat

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You’re out of the quartet.

[applebombz]

You are awesome!!!!

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His life was all about the quartet, how could you do that to him?

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you make my kokizzle go dizzle dizzle

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Snoop Dizzle-senpai

[karasunocurry]

Hamatora ep 5 - attack of the homos

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they feed

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nekoshojo drew me this lovely sad uterus and I thought I would share it with you all. 

[trueffelkeks]

*coughs*

sorry not sorry

don’t talk about female organs with someone who works at the gynecopathology department