Licensed Snail Rancher

Maya. 24. Born again tumbeast.

[egberts]

thoughts on dj crazytimes and planet of the bass ???? 🎤

[april132009]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

As a mixed race person, I'm continually looking for ways to connect with both of my parents' cultural backgrounds. I honor my mothers Japanese heritage by studying philosophies and culinary customs that originated in Japan. I also try to use the little Japanese I've learned whenever possible. I connect to my dad's white background by getting high and playing halo

[damazcuz]

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

[love-is-pain-highness]

[joylessmarxist]

Me after i gaze upon Medusa’s vile image

[lelouch]

[powerburial]

*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

[sacred-portal]

[sweatermuppet]

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

[sm64mario]

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

[theehorsepusssy]

[operation-annihilate]

Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

[silverbridge-harbor]

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[caffeinatedclowns]

[ilurvyer]

[parakeet]

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

[deathwarlock]

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy