this is why you're [still] single.

The reasons are quite obvious... now it's time to accept them. I have. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10630076-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} this is why you're [still] single. Follow @itsthatobvious

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White People Almost Kissing - a book by Nicholas Sparks

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A lady in the streets, cookie crumbs in my sheets~

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Put "Liz Lemon" before Kanye's tweets and try not to imagine Tracy Jordan

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I Procrastinate Everything Until Sunday And Then Have A Panic Attack Sunday Night Because Nothing Is Done - A Memoir

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iOS 9 got me like

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Somewhere at this very moment a group of drunk white girls are singing 'Don't Stop Believing'

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Who's the real boss here 💅🏼 #NationalBossDay

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A teenager just said he "can't believe they made a show about the frog meme"

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You should start going on dates with boys who have absolutely no clue how to interact with a female. Have them buy you dinner then at the end of the date sit them down and tell them all the things they did wrong over the course of the evening. It’ll be like a shock-system that will help them in the future so they don’t mess things up with someone they could actually marry. Then you could put “volunteer work” on your resume. Seriously I think it would be a great service to others.

friend on how I should turn my awful dating experiences into something positive & beneficial for others

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Miss Lemon, do you have a moment or are you busy regretting your life choices?

Kenneth, “30 Rock”

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Columbus Day: Celebrating men not asking for directions since 1492.

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