Jake.

I wish i was an eponymous, but unfortunately i'm not. I have a name that is rarely given to places, books or objects. I'm Just Jake at the end of the day. Unemployed and relatively alone. I like reading, football and a good beer. I have a dream and nowhere for it to go, but my stained underpants. -Oh and Marley is the girl I hang with, naked, not naked. She is a beautiful lady and i don't deserve her.

[limatroutysam]

Its freaking cold.

[limatroutysam]

we arent getting married today genius. its cold outside.

[thisjakepuckerman]

Yeah, but you could get cold feet over the idea. Imbecile. 

[limatroutysam]

Its freaking cold.

[thisjakepuckerman]

You are getting married are you cold or have you got cold feet, brother?

[yourmidnightjuliet]

I’m not going to agree, I’m going to stick with what I said. Johnny Depp is a total babe in that movie. 

Saturday works. Well, if you’re into blondes why are you dating a brunette?

[thisjakepuckerman]

And you are a babe and you watch that movie, case closed, we are both tragically right. Think I'm going to get slapped for that?

It's a date.I have no idea. Maybe her personality called to me? I dunno, haven't seen her in a few days.

[mikkirps]

I think I'm being suffocated by different dresses!

I went to go do a little wedding dress shopping before work this morning and I, Rachel Barbra Berry, am actually overwhelmed with the amount of choices put out for me!

[thisjakepuckerman]

I care a lot about your pathetic wedding. God, pick one, it doesn't matter because you will be hideous in my eyes no matter what you wear--but that isn't the point. You are marrying a guy because of love, material objects won't change how he see's you or that you love each other. Unless you don't love each other that is, then the dress is important.

[theonlyclarkegriff-blog]

Dirty Little Secret - Jitty

[thisjakepuckerman]

Tagged: Kitty Wilde and Jake Puckerman

When: Saturday Evening

Where: Swanky upscale penthouse of a hotel

Notes:  Kitty gets suspicious and goes on a whim hoping her suspicions aren’t right.  

Kitty Wilde:

“That’s not true, I just rag on you because you annoy me. I never thought you actually took me seriously.  No one takes me seriously.”  She rolled her eyes and then let out a little sigh.  She didn’t really know he’d actually pay attention to her.  He always gave as good as he got and she just thought it was just their thing, making fun of each other.  “I’m not going to tell her, though you need to do something before she finds out.  You can’t keep this a secret forever.  I know about it and I’m not leaving.” She looked up at him giving him a sympathetic smile.  “There are other jobs, maybe they don’t pay as much, but they wouldn’t be illegal and they wouldn’t make you feel like shit.  I could even give you a loan until you get on your feet.”  She offered ignoring his defensiveness about his situation vs hers.  She didn’t want to play who had it worse.  She didn’t have money problems, but she did work her ass off and she knew he had to know that.  

She shook her head and placed a hand on top of his.  “There are still ways to tap into your dancing talent and even get out of Ohio, make something of yourself.   It’s a shame to let that talent go to waste.”  She told him softly wishing that there was a way she could help him with that, doing something he loved.  “Yeah well, you can do that.  Maybe my dad has a job at his firm even something like a gofer to start out as?  He pays well, I mean probably not what this pays, but it’s honest work.  Say the word and I’ll talk to him for you.”  She let him move closer to her and put her arm around him.  For the first time she was actually felling like she understood him.  She had never really had time to get to know him before and just wrote him off as the annoying younger brother of Puck, but he was more than that.  

Jake Puckerman:

“There are some things I can’t take seriously.” He confessed, pulling his lower lip into his mouth to suck on it in contemplation before letting it be seen by the world again. “Most of the time I do take you seriously, because your opinion matters to me. I might not appear like I respect you, but I do.” Settling down, his nerves in stomach evened out, yet he still felt unusually naked in the situation. If his skin was lighter, he knew his cheeks would have been red by now, displaying to hazel eyes how his emotions really were over his job being found out by her. Jake had always wanted to impress the blonde, now that seemed far away and an improbability. “Good, if she finds out she will go mental. I know I can’t keep it a secret, it’s effecting me in my everyday life now.” The comment wasn’t just on Kitty knowing, eagerly pushing him out his job, but the way he nearly slammed Quinn against his car and kissed her. It felt like a duty, before he relaxed and realized who he was, who she was and she hadn’t paid for him to do something.  Taking another glance at her hazel eyes, he nodded, “ I don’t need a loan, I think I need advice, rather than money at this moment in time.” He confessed, his hand entwining with hers that had been placed gently on top of his darker skin for comfort.

    Dancing, it was a passion a delight to do, but he was twenty and his career would be over as soon as he got good enough to be a star. “Kitty, I love dancing, but it’s more money than it’s worth. I want out of this town though, I need out. “His voice became agitated at the thought of staying in the ridiculous town that was becoming more repulsive by the moment.  Wrapping his arms around her slim limbs, he sighed into her, closing his eyes and holding in the frothing emotions. “Thank you.” Jake had never thought she would be so caring, he had an inkling that she wasn’t as passive aggressive and she displayed, but he really felt like she was a friend at that moment in time. A beautiful, generous friend who had noticed him for more than sex. “I’ll take it, the gofer thing. I’ll take it, if he will have me.” Pulling away, to look at her face, a half smile came to his lips. “I can’t do that for ever, but it’s a start, maybe?” 

[yourmidnightjuliet]

I don’t know, Johnny Depp is a total babe in that movie.

We could watch it together sometime. Which part? You said a lot the other night.

[thisjakepuckerman]

I don't know, if Johnny Depp is a babe. I tend to think the people watch those movies are the real babes. What do you think, you going to agree?

Yeah, i'm into that. How about this Saturday?I'm totally into blondes.

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

Is everyone in my life getting married?!

[mikkirps]

I don’t need you telling me things about him. I don’t need you commenting on my posts to other people, scrutinizing my looks when I know perfectly well that I have flaws as does every other human being, and I don’t need you to tell me that my fiancee doesn’t love me because he does. So I think you need to go find someone else to bother and play mind games with because it isn’t me.

[thisjakepuckerman]

I didn't scrutinizes your looks, it was personal opinion i was expressing. Sorry, that you seem to exaggerate everything. I stopped listening, because you took what i said of context and I do prefer the blondes I know as friend and enemy's over you. Damn, where is Marley when I have crap like you creating false representations of me?

[yourmidnightjuliet]

If you don’t think Cry-Baby is a good movie, you’re lying to yourself.

[thisjakepuckerman]

Hey, I have never heard of that movie, but the breakfast club is better.

It's a classic and you and i should watch it sometime, Blondie. I still stand by what I said.

[theonlyclarkegriff-blog]

Dirty Little Secret - Jitty

[thisjakepuckerman]

Tagged: Kitty Wilde and Jake Puckerman

When: Saturday Evening

Where: Swanky upscale penthouse of a hotel

Notes:  Kitty gets suspicious and goes on a whim hoping her suspicions aren’t right.  

Kitty Wilde: 

She really didn’t know how to wrap her head around all of this.  How had Jake even gotten himself into this mess, it was just too much.  “Jake, stop it!  I know I slam you a lot, but that’s because you’re Puck’s little brother and you’re always a jerk to me I can’t just let you get away with it.  Honestly, you’re not a horrible guy.  Marley sees something in you and she’s like a Disney Princess so you must have some good points.”  She threw her hands in the air and then sat down on the bed putting her head in her hands.  “There are other ways to get money that don’t include whoring yourself out! You’re so much better than this, Puckerman.”  She glared at him.  “What does my father have to do with anything.  Yeah I have money thanks to him, but I worked my ass off to get into law school and working my ass off to get good grades and continue on, so don’t you dare make me out to be just living off my daddy.”  She knew that most people saw her as the poor little rich girl, but she really was trying hard to make it on her own merits and not just as Ethan Wilde’s daughter.  She reached out for his hand.  “Don’t ever say that, Jake, I don’t want you hurt and you shouldn’t want to hurt.”  

She waited for Jake to get dressed and tried to avert her eyes, but that was easier said then done.  She caught a glimpse of him from the corner of her eye and tried to not smirk.  He was pretty endowed, seemed the Puckerman boys were more alike than she thought.  She cleared her throat when he started to talk again and focused on the task at hand. “I told you, I get on you because you give me shit all the time, I just give it right back.  You are Jake Puckerman and I know you have more talent than just sex.”  She sat down next to him and rubbed the top of his knee comfortingly.  “I know there’s more to you than this, there has to be.  Puck mentioned that you used to dance like insanely well, what about that?  What are your dreams, Jake?  That should be what you’re focusing on, not becoming a whore.”  

Jake Puckerman: 

 “You highlight how I fucking feel, Kitty. I know your right when you say I’m a loser and it hurts, okay?” He responded bitterly, his voice muffled by his knees as he buried his face. Jake was sulking like a three year old, but under the circumstance he thought it better to cower in shame than to lash out. However, hearing Marley’s name he lifted his head smiling slightly, “She is a princess, but she doesn’t know all of me. Do you think she would be happy dating this? With my job, you think she wouldn’t have already walked out? “Rubbing the back of his head, he thought about the beautiful blue eyed girl, she was too nice for him. Marley was not strong enough to tolerate all of this, in all his glory Jake would be pushed aside and he felt it deep in his stomach. “Kitty, we can’t have her know. I will be alone” He shook his head, muttering about his stupidity under his breath as she continued to speak. “I need money, I need to keep my mom in her house, and you don’t have that issue. That is what your dad has to do with it.”  Jake wasn’t blind or deaf for that matter, he could see the dark shadows under her eyes and he heard how she worked pushing herself through law. In many ways he admired the young girl and her spirit, it was an attractive feature that made him want to flirt with her. Watching her closely, unsure where her hand was going to go he let out a sigh when he was being touched with care rather than lust. This was liberation to him feeling a hand not for their personal gain, but to sooth his own mind. Taking the warm hand in his own, he smiled, a small broken smile in her direction before it fell back into a miserable line.

The hand was now on his knee, causing him to shift and to keep looking at her beautiful face. So angelic with delicate features that looked like a sculptor had spent hours working on it. “I can dance, but this is Ohio, this is the real word not some sparkly t.v show where everyone goes off and does epic things. My dancing is now only for clubs or after I get paid I sometimes rent a room at the gym. It isn’t a career. “Lifting his head a little more, he looked into her hazel eyes and took a gamble. “I want to do something that requires wearing a suit, being charismatic and something my Mom can be proud of. Hopefully pays well too.” He told her, whipping his red tainted face with the back of his hand. Eventually he uncurled his legs crawling towards the small figure, just wanting to feel close to another human being without sex or lust involved. 

[theonlyclarkegriff-blog]

Dirty Little Secret - Jitty

[thisjakepuckerman]

Tagged: Kitty Wilde and Jake Puckerman

When: Saturday Evening

Where: Swanky upscale penthouse of a hotel

Notes:  Kitty gets suspicious and goes on a whim hoping her suspicions aren’t right.  

Kitty Wilde:

Kitty looked at him with indignation.  “Who said I wanted to, now I need to go throw up.”  She crossed her arms in front of her and stared him down.  She wanted to ring his neck for doing something so dangerous and degrading.  She knew he thought himself as a stud, but really thought he’d have more sense than to get mixed up into something so depraved.  

She watched him pull his hoody back on and looked away from him, still in utter disbelief.  She had really hoped she’d been wrong and that it was just someone with similar features, yet here he stood.  She was still expecting him to laugh and say it was all a joke that him and her friend had cooked up, yet the punchline never came.  “That’s really something you should’ve thought of before you started doing this disgusting ‘job’”  She air quoted around the last word.  “Ew, stop thinking I want your body, I told you I have the better Puckerman and now I know that more than anything.  He’s an idiot sometimes, but he wouldn’t do something this stupid!”  She let out an exasperated sigh and then softened.  “Jake, I’m not going to tell anyone, okay?  I just wanted so badly to open up that door to anyone, but you.   You deserve better than this life.  You said it yourself you could get arrested or if you’re found out you can lose everything.  You could get an STD or what if someone’s a serial killer or something?  You hear about that on the news.  You’re my boyfriends brother…I don’t want you to get hurt.”  She said sincerely and then through a duffle bag at him with some of Puck’s clothes in it.  “I brought it in case I was right…Fuck Jake.  You have to quit.”  

Jake Puckerman: 

The resentment burned into his flesh and he cowered, under the burning hazel. He hadn’t realized how much fire was in those eyes, but in that moment he feared them.

Being caught meant no escape, she had already phoned the agency and most likely had the cash to pay of the guy if it wasn’t him. This wasn’t going to be possible to get out of so, he let her know, “I have better abs and muscles in general than my brother. Kitty, what else do people want me for? I don’t have a winning personality, you keep telling me that I’m not even the preferred guy out of my family. It’s only a matter of time before Marley dumps me.” He stated, grinding his teeth as Kitty degraded his body, mind and job. It was obvious she was angry, but there was only so much negative comments he could take before he blew up. With wide eyes he watched the ranting girl, pace back and forth as he stood stalk still taking it in and moderating his own negative emotions on the issue he had been submerged into.  “Okay. Yeah, I feel like that too.” He let out a dry chuckle, shaking his head, “I deserve better? Right, well I don’t like the idea of prison or an STD, but I’m doing what I can to get by. Like I said, we can’t all have rich daddies funding us.” He stomped his bare feet against the expensive carpet, angry at the fact he couldn’t get money in a straight way. His mom was depending on him, then he helped Marley out with cash and himself. There were multiple things he had to pay for. Running his hand over his buzz cut hairstyle, he breathed out calming himself. “Sometimes I want to get hurt.”

The rucksack flew through the air, crashing into his stomach and winding him briefly. After a moment he slid down the wall behind him, pulling the bag close to him as he found something to wear with his old high school jumper. Standing back up he took no time, in pulling the brown Tarzan shorts down and expose himself briefly as he pulled on some jeans. It was no point in hiding from Kitty now, after all she knew dozens of women had seen him in all his glory. The feeling of worthlessness sunk in and kept his head low, rubbing his slightly rough with stubble jaw. “What’s the point of quitting? Honestly, Kitty, I’m nothing else. You keep telling me I’m worthless that you got the better Puckerman? Well you did.” Zipping the jeans up he went to sit on the bed in shame. Jake had felt the deep, remorse for his life before the shock of seeing Kitty came into it. Every night he scrubbed his skin clean, looked at his reflection and hated himself. “I’m just sex.” He whispered softly, pulling his legs up onto the bed and burying his head in his knees like a child. 

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

Does Marley make you paranoid?

[thisjakepuckerman]

A little, but I think I bring it upon myself.

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

It’s just our feet. And she’s wearing shorts, you just can’t see them. Kitty doesn’t really care.

[thisjakepuckerman]

Hot pants? Cute, she has style even in bed.  I can tell, that sounds...Fun and a little less likely to make you paranoid.

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

Is everyone in my life getting married?!

[mikkirps]

Finn can’t be baited. Don’t you call him anything like to me or to anyone else! He is a great man. And don’t objectify me! Your opinion doesn’t mean a thing to me because I have someone that loves every feature about me.

[thisjakepuckerman]

He can and has been in the past. Have done to you and to others, I don't like him expressing my dislike is not a crime. Haha, right, he is terrible. I didn't objectify you, but if you want i can start doing that or zoomorphise you? I was just stating how much I care for my girlfriend and don't find you sexually appealing, once again you are over exaggerating. He doesn't love you.

[thisjakepuckerman]

TEXT || JAKE & QUINN

Quinn: Make her talk.

Quinn: You are not replaceable. You're a great guy Jake and any girl would be lucky to have you.

Jake: How?

Jake: Feel it. Thank you, Quinn, I hope she feels the same way you do about me?

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

Happy being in bed with me? I’d say so.

[thisjakepuckerman]

No, the image. Marley and I never...Damn, our relationships is so different to yours and Kitty's. Public things that present the idea of sex are a no, i get wrong for it or at least she will be silently upset with me.

[thisjakepuckerman]

TEXT || JAKE & QUINN

Quinn: Well you need to talk to her about these things.

Quinn: If she doesn't want sex you can't make it happen overnight.

Jake: I would if she would just talk to me.

Jake: I'm patient and she does other things with me, It's not like I will force it. I'm all for what she wants, I just feel like a little bit replaceable at the moment.

[levi-puckerman-deactivated20140]

Is everyone in my life getting married?!

[mikkirps]

Well I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal for him to catch me doing, but for arguments sake let’s say I am. I think he would arrest me because our personal relationship has nothing to do with his work.

Please watch it Jake Puckerman. You are dating my cousin!

[thisjakepuckerman]

Right, cause you and Marley share the same morals. Okay. Shall we challenge that theory, let's pretend you stole a big fat wad of cash. Go.

I'm not just dating her, I have very strong emotions towards her too. I was trying to get your annoying dick of a hubby to be to retaliate, it didn't work. You ain't my type, your complexion is a little too dark and so are your eyes. Blue are the colour that opens my heart and sometimes green, but defiantly blue.