This man became a sell-out and with these 5 tricks you can too!
Oh.... DAMN! Do you own things? I sure do. If there's anything I love doing, it's owning stuff. I can put it on my shelves, I can wear it on my body, I can shove it in my mouth hole. Boy howdy, do sure love owning things.
But you know what I love more than owning things? It's selling my shit for cold hard cash baby using my very own Moneybin!!!
Don't be deceived, dear reader, I am not throwing my items in the trash can. No. I am throwing them in the Cash Can, because this puppy literally prints money. More than my printer prints at least.
See? Do you see?! I can get $12 for my umbrella wait whAT YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING IN MY FACE. I BOUGHT THIS PREMIUM BUSINESS (100% polyester) UMBRELLA FOR $98 YOU ABSOLUTE DAYLIGHT FU-
So... in Printersim, you can sell stuff. Cool huh?
But even cooler is the fact that we made the very deliberate design choice early on that you can sell *everything*. And we do mean, *everything*. It also wasn't a headache to get working -- fancy that!
Look, I sold the printer and all I got for it was this lousy ennui.
This makes the game unwinnable. Yes, you have to go and buy it back if you wish to win. No, the only thing you gain from doing this is -$99 in your bank account. Cool.
Actually, there's some interesting puzzles that emerge from picking stuff up and selling it. For example, some things hide other things. Behind your wardrobe, you find the coffee bag you stored in your dry wall that you kept in case of "emergencies".
Talk about relatable. But it doesn't stop there.
The oceans of insanity are a frontier few choose to tread while your character on the other hand has decided to go skinny dipping.
And boy howdy, he's not stopping any time soon. As you can see, he has sold most of his stuff and even solved the most notorious puzzle in the game.
But guess what, ~*DEAR READER*~, you can keep going. You can keep. selling. your. stuff.
Some things are not so easily removed. You actually have to go and find a screwdriver and a chair if you want to remove those hard-to-reach places.
Once you get these items, you can remove lights, you can remove shelves, you can remove your hands, you can remove your fridge, and you can even remove-