My Cat Has Too Many Damn Names

Name: Calcifer Henry Bacon “Stinky Trash Can” Calculus Textbook Kimchi Crush Calculator Crouton Noodle Cauliflower Rocket Darlin’ ~Updated 7/18/23~

[incorrectdarmok]

[lesbianofnine]

old lesbian messaging was super vague and ominous i Love It

[thistle-make-you-smile]

The way i DID NOT see the caption and just processed what felt like vague and ominous military buttons and then —very out of place— a “it’s my first birthday and i’m one” button

[thistle-make-you-smile]

“Am military. Fear me. Hear me roar.”

“✨I’m One✨”

[lesbianofnine]

old lesbian messaging was super vague and ominous i Love It

[thistle-make-you-smile]

The way i DID NOT see the caption and just processed what felt like vague and ominous military buttons and then —very out of place— a “it’s my first birthday and i’m one” button

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Do you ever just look at your cat and just think to yourself—

holy shit. Wow. It is crazy that we aren’t even aware of how much closer we will become in our remaining time together.

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Like, we’re already so close. And we’re somehow going to get closer???

ludicrous!!

baffling!!

[thistle-make-you-smile]

You’re telling me. I’m going to love this lil cheese nugget:

THIS cute little MONSTER of endless shark teeth, that ATTACKS feet

is going to be EVEN MORE important to me??

AND I get the goddamn PLEASURE of developing an unspoken language built upon years of trust, care, and just overall VIBING????

Like wtf, this shit is sick.

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Do you ever just look at your cat and just think to yourself—

holy shit. Wow. It is crazy that we aren’t even aware of how much closer we will become in our remaining time together.

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Like, we’re already so close. And we’re somehow going to get closer???

ludicrous!!

baffling!!

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Do you ever just look at your cat and just think to yourself—

holy shit. Wow. It is crazy that we aren’t even aware of how much closer we will become in our remaining time together.

[thememedaddy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thistle-make-you-smile]

Homies, is it gay to accidentally become a married couple with a kid with the bestie?? Asking for a friend (my bestie)

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Am I getting a B in social interaction yet?

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A bee just bumbled into me. I didn’t realize what it was and thinking it was a leaf, tried to brush it away.

What actually ended up happening was I petted a (quite fuzzy) bumbling bee and it just flew off on its merry way.

Be free, lil bee boi.

[popobana]

[popobana]

8월의 크리스마스

[katskrochet]

My latest cross stitch finish, a cowboy bee on 18ct opalescent aida.

Pollen ain't gonna dispense itself! 🤠🐝

[thistle-make-you-smile]

The Firbolg Takes Fashion Very Seriously

Rainer: Oh, I'm so glad you could make it! Oh, and Argo and Firbolg! You look stylish as hel-

Firbolg: BEHOLD, THIS FANTASTIC GARMENT.

Rainer: Ye-

Firbolg: SEE HOW IT SWAYS AS I TURN. WATCH THE FABRIC MOVE.

Rainer: ... yes, it's-

Filborg: DO YOU SEE NOW?

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I tried to make one that isn't TOO obvious, you know? I was really going for primal energy here. Also, Clint.

HELL YEAH! HOOPS, BABY