It's Beth

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

Me licking your fathers neck

[veryharam]

What the fuck is this

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

its me licking your fathers neck

[gelsadrah-deactivated20170821]

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

if i don’t reblog this assume im dead

[niuniente]

THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY.

[buckysbeauty-capsbooty]

If anyone asks you what fanfiction is–just show them this video.

[animu-memelord]

Just prepare my funeral on the day I don’t reblog this.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

you literally can not ask a white girl what color her eyes are unless you wanna hear a verbal 5 page essay on how her blue-gray-green eyes turn purple in the summer

[itscoldinwonderland]

Maybe its because white people eyes change color more??? Idk but I’m mixed and my eyes change color so.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

you was just lookin for a reason to say you’re mixed huh

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

you literally can not ask a white girl what color her eyes are unless you wanna hear a verbal 5 page essay on how her blue-gray-green eyes turn purple in the summer

[itscoldinwonderland]

Maybe its because white people eyes change color more??? Idk but I’m mixed and my eyes change color so.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

you was just lookin for a reason to say you’re mixed huh

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

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[tiarasnteakettles]

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[augustarambles]

Being an adult is scouring the Internet for blueprints of the perfect pillow fort and being absolutely delighted in seeing that they actually exist

[adorablemasochisticthing]

@s3xxxkitt3n Whenever we hang out to color, we need to make a fort.

[paper-mario-wiki]

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[mayor-allen]

When Retail is closed but you have stuff to sell

[brutereason]

I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably not going to have children, not because I REALLY REALLY HATE the idea of having children, but because I don’t really really love it. Out of all the major decisions I will make in my life, this one is the only irreversible one. I can sell a house, quit a job, divorce a spouse, whatever. I cannot unhave a child. I cannot opt out of being a parent once I become a parent. I can’t even take a step back for the sake of self-care or whatever, or else my child will suffer.

So for me, having children is fuck yes or not at all. The default will be to remain childfree. Having children should be an opt-in decision, not an opt-out one. Until/unless I develop really strong feelings about wanting to have children, I won’t have them, even if that means I never end up having them at all.

[cartilogenophobe]

You’re sorta assuming a lot of things here.  One of them is that having a child = being a parent.  This simply isn’t true.  You can have a child and never be a parent; and I’m not talking about being a deadbeat parent, I’m talking about you got pregnant and then decided that you’re not ready for children and so you adopt them out.  True, you can’t unbirth that child, you birthing them doesn’t mean you’re a parent now.  Second being along the same lines of being parents = having natural born children.  While that is the norm, again, adoption IS an option.  And THEN, there’s the third thing you’re forgetting - fostering.  It’s still parenting and it’s short term parenting (generally).  You get to raise children for a few years and then give them away.

And this is all assuming you’re the perfect person who won’t kick out your children for whatever reason at whatever time.  There’s plenty of kids who’ve been abandoned by their parents at many different stages in their lives - be it because their gay, atheist, because their parents went to prison (or, worst case, died), etc.  Vice versa, there’s kids who have run away from their parents too, for just as many reasons.  But yeah, point is, being a parent and raising children aren’t necessarily permanent things.  The only thing permanent in your post is pushing a child through your vagina (or having them birthed via c-section).  That is the only thing that’s irreversible.

I put forth my two cents on this because I, personally, do not ever want to birth a child.  However, I do want children - either by adoption or fostering.  And the good thing is, if it doesn’t work out, I send them back and/or try again.  As terrible as that sounds, it’s true.

[brutereason]

I don’t see how I’m assuming anything. Why would I birth a child that I don’t want to raise when 1) I have access to birth control and abortion and 2) there is already such a tragic number of children waiting to be adopted? Why would I adopt/foster a child when I just said I don’t feel like I really want to raise children? Nowhere did I say I was only talking about giving birth to children. You’re the only making assumptions, and all of this seems like a massive derail.

(Sidenote: I would never shame anyone for giving a child up for adoption if that’s what they need to. But I HAVE THE OPTION OF NOT HAVING KIDS, so I won’t.)

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

OH MY FUCKING GOD @cartilogenophobe your last sentence is terrifying and I hope you genuinely are never allowed to have a child. Having a child whether biologically or adoption is 100% permenant and if you hand back a child it would take huge amounts of money to adopt another one because your essentially the kind of person that would tell a child “sorry I can’t love you enough to put up with you”.

Having a child regardless of how you choose is forever unless you plain on cause a lifetime of damage on an innocent person. 

Also fostering isn’t raising a child and giving it away wtf it’s helping a child cope with the loss of their parents until such time they find a permanent home omg

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

“However, I do want children - either by adoption or fostering.  And the good thing is, if it doesn’t work out, I send them back and/or try again”

How in the name of fuck are you gonna be that shitty of a person? Even doing that to animals is shitty, let alone a human fucking being. You can’t just adopt a kid and then decide you don’t want that child anymore, what the hell is wrong with you??

I would never even consider giving you a child if you’re just going to return that baby like they were a defective toy that “just didn’t work out”

What the fuck kind of heartless bullshit even is this?

[thistragiclovestory]

I was adopted as a baby because my birth parents were irresponsible people who decided that putting yet another child up for adoption was a better solution than condoms or a pill you take once a day. I'm so glad my parents weren't like you. I was such a bratty kid. Like I was terrible. And then I became a shitty useless drop out teenager. To add to that I had so many health problems it was ridiculous. I'm surprised they even tried to bond with me. I was truly terrible growing up. But I mean, I was their kid, and they were my parents, and they did their best. There weren't any returns or take backs from parenthood. And I gotta say I'm a lot better now that I'm grown up and mature and appreciate what they did and do for me.

[scalabrine55]

[savingchesters]

“You were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed, or unworthy. You were created to be victorious.”

for sunshinesamwinchester.

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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[bluehope2013]

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[tiarasnteakettles]

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Crystal Dragon? Queen of the Fae? That’s up to you. 

I’m letting go of this sample tiara that actually lights up! ♔ Simply reblog this post to enter!

♔ Ends on Friday, April 15th at 11:59PM EST!

♔ One (1) winner will be chosen using a random number generator. ♔ Multiple re-blogs are permitted. ♔ Winner must contact me within 48 hours to claim their prize, otherwise another winner will be selected via a random number generator.  ♔ I am not affiliated with Tumblr! ♔ Following my blog isn’t mandatory, but I’d appreciate it if you did! May the odds be ever in your favor.

[tiarasnteakettles]

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