Because Marvel.

And sometimes also DC. ◦ If you want to, you can blacklist the tag #NSFW to avoid such content.

[changetheprophecy81]

I can't be the only person who feels like there's no point to marvel anymore without tony

[malkogromit]

Pulled this one out of the drafts and gave it a little polish. A kiss is always worth revisiting

[malkogromit]

“Tony”/ “Cap”

[oh-a-fandom]

That exasperation and Tony's smirk in return...mwah

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[yummycookiesyum]

I love Thor manhandling Loki

Artist 10000ta

[orientalld]

[emperor-king-jess]

TonyBucky is so funny to me because I’m still stony diehard but imagine you bring your Casanova friend back from brainwashing and torture and then you get into a fight w your boyfriend and break up because your brains washed friend killed his family. Then HE STEALS YOUR BITCH WHEN HE GETS BETTER.

Happened to my good friend Steve Rogers

[clintnatasha]

[ironshieldchild]

they really have a habit of thinking about each other when the world is ending, huh.

[agentcaboose]

thinking about how wash is just a brain injury and mental breakdown away from being deadpool

[agentcaboose]

WAIT WAIT WAIT SAY MORE THINGS PLEASE

[fragmented-ghost]

Alright so first up take most things I say about moon knight with a grain of Salt I don't know the character that well

So Task Master (the guy who uses people's fighting styles against them) refuses to copy the fighting styles of two people. Deadpool and Moon Knight. Because Deadpool's healing factor makes him unkillable and he knows it, so he doesn't bother to dodge attacks, even fatal ones.

Moon Knight is very similar, as he doesn't dodge hits either. However, as far as I'm aware, Moon Knight doesn't have a healing factor, he is just like that.

In fact. Taskmaster is actually scared of Moon Knight, and actively refuses to be involved with fighting him. Because the one time he did, Moon Knight got revenge that same night by hitting him with a plane

Moon Knight then proceeded to scare the ever loving shit out of Taskmaster ("Yes, kill me, see if it works this time") until the guy was begging for mercy.

If that isn't Agent Washington levels of "fuck around and find out" I don't know what is

[painted-doe]

[cup1d54rr0w]

superman having to carry batman since he can’t fly will always be funny

[cipheramnesia]

"I'm tired of being carried around in your arms while you fly. It's undignified."

"What else would you suggest?"

[zachbiller]

[ruffboi-mags]

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

[absolxguardian]

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

[ruffboi-mags]

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

[britcision]

Peter Parker typing out an angry internet rant to send back to the entomologist about “this is fucking bullshit I feel like ass I walked into six walls and I’m sweating fucking GLUE”

People keep asking him for updates and he does two more before deciding to become a superhero and deleting his reddit account

Six weeks later someone else posts about how “so that one spider bite guy. The one who kept. Sticking to walls. And this, uh. New hero guy. Climbing walls. Spiderman. Connected?”

[bundibird]

Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.

[flowersfortony]

one of my favorite tony quotes 😭

[burningfudge]

natasha's 616 canon relationships

1. alexei shostakov - -1000/10

he sucks. the end.

2. matt murdock - 3/10

i love matt but he was sooo toxic for nat. they're a hot couple but matt treats natasha so poorly that i can't get behind the ship. he's such a dumbass fool because he thinks BLACK WIDOW can't handle herself in a fight. what he did expect her to do?? sit at home and do nothing? it's good nat dumped his ass because he deserved it.

3. james grey (aka fake james) - 4/10

he was...okay? sweet husband, but i disliked his role in the story. very bland. him being named after bucky cracked me up though

4. nikolai - 6/10

we don't know much about him, but their story was tragic. +1 for not being toxic

5. clint barton - 8/10

clint instantly fell in love with natasha after meeting her and while she was using him to attack tony. there's obviously a ton of love between them but they never worked out. they were cute together but i think they're better off as friends

6. bucky barnes - 100000/10

ajsjskakal bucky, ily you're amazing. he literally worships the ground she walks on, knows she can take care of herself (*cough*unlike mr matt murdock*cough*), respects her and her autonomy, and he's hopelessly in love with her. it's precisely because he knows that she doesn't belong to anyone, means that he understands her the best. bucky and natasha never had problems when they were together, it was always external factors that tore them apart. they're one of the most tragic love stories in the marvel universe and one of the best couples for a reason.

(PS - ivan wishes he was on this list, the fucking creep)

[babybroloki]

I made this sideblog specifically to post these images