Careful. The Bitch Bites.

Lily. Just Lily. Thomas doesn't belong as my last name anymore. || 20 || Hunter - Marksman ||

[ej-kennedy]

Those things are hecka flammable, yo.

[thomas-lily]

Shit. Didn't notice. Opps.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Guess its a good thing I never got one.

[thomas-lily]

I could just burn you instead. 

[thomas-lily]

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, If you still have one up I'm burning it. 

[thelonetohono]

[thomas-lily]

Am I supposed to call you cute?

[nearlydoctorthomas]

I will neither confirm nor deny that I’ve ever felt that way about you.

[thomas-lily]

You loveeeeee me cuz- c’mon, we’re family. I love youuuuuuu- even though you suck ass sometimes. Hehe.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

I will knock your ass out, don’t challenge me.

[thomas-lily]

Puh-lease you know you love me.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

You’re not even making any sense anymore. For the love of god just pass out already.

[thomas-lily]

Make me, cuz.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

People thought that I was fun enough okay. And what’s it matter, half of them are pretty useless as is.

[thomas-lily]

Fun enough to drink like what two beers and no partiessss I'mma be a police officer and i go to most parties mhat you. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

We probably do but the last thing I want to deal with is an even drunker you so no.

[thomas-lily]

Boo this is why those guys and gals never thought you’re funner during college.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

….How much have you had to drink? I know chimpanzees that speak better English than you.

[thomas-lily]

Ooo ooo ahh ahh- I forgotten but I don't really care right now. PAss me the tequila- wait it's in my hnad.... pass the whiskey. do we even have whiskey?

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Lily, no! Step away from the bow before I shoot you with it myself.

[thomas-lily]

I canz still shoot better than you- marksmenshipp for the fucking win, couz.

[thomas-lily]

Tequila?

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Right. Kudos on nonchalantly changing the subject, that wasn’t obvious at all. I don’t  think we’ll be getting out today, let alone the end of the week. We need a better plan than pick the lock and make a run for it, we need to know what… or who we’re up against.

Food? Why couldn’t it have just been something human? Pressing his forehead to the bars of his cells Ian groaned, cursing under his breath. Well, neither of us are going to get Hannibal Lectered if we do this right.

[thomas-lily]

Shove it, Ian. I think the last thing we both need right now is one of your lectures. Well I know there's at least one vampire because he was going to take me out and then he turned into a fucking pussy. Lily made a face and rolled her eyes at him. I'm assuming it's like a claim system, but I;ve only talked to one of them. Kimmie's here too, though.

Because life sucks. And you did not just make a Hannibal joke. I'm going to cut you. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

A lot longer could have also gotten you killed. He grumbled slightly, the family thing was a point he couldn’t argue with. You’re right about that, but something tells me how we both got here is two very different things.

That’s a great plan, Lily, really. Don’t you want to know why they even brought us here?

[thomas-lily]

But it didn't considering it hasn't happened yet. Lily replied, raising a brow at her cousin. Ah-- Well, yeah about that... Well, the stupid point is we're both here and we have to get out. Preferably soon-- like today would be great.

No not particularly. Especially if the reason is food. Like- no thanks. I'm good. 

[kimitsprobable]

thomas-lily:

Well, then the same as you I guess.

All I remember is… not much actually. 

[thomas-lily]

You were drunkenly walking home from a college party too? Awesome.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

And that, is why we always make contingency plans. What would you have done if we wouldn’t have been able to come get you in the first place?

And what happens after you pick the lock, oh wise one? If we’re really slaves whomever put us here will notice when we disappear without a trace.

[thomas-lily]

I would've broke out myself, it would've taken a lot longer but hey, always good to fall back on family. Unless they say fuck you do it yourself. Which would totally no be cool, by the way. And efore you lecture me about getting taking- your ass is in here too. 

We're gonna make like a tree and leaf, obviously. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

A plan? Care to fill me in on it, and throw in where the hell we are while you’re at it.

[thomas-lily]

Well my plan was to call you and Uncle Charlie and have you come bust me out. But seeing as your here and not where you should be we need a new plan. And it’s going to start with me picking the lock.

And we’re slaves. Surprise.