the better to hunt you with;

Ian Thomas // 27// “Evil is something that exists in our world. It will destroy us eventually if no one does something about it. And I’m one of those who are doing something about it- I’m eliminating it.”

[thomas-lily]

I could just burn you instead. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

And that right there is why you can't have nice things.

[thomas-lily]

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, If you still have one up I’m burning it. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Guess its a good thing I never got one.

[theojamesgifz]

[theojamesgifz]

[thomas-lily]

You loveeeeee me cuz- c’mon, we’re family. I love youuuuuuu- even though you suck ass sometimes. Hehe.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Alright, that's it. Get up, lets go, I'm taking your drunk ass to bed.

[thomas-lily]

Puh-lease you know you love me.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

I will neither confirm nor deny that I've ever felt that way about you.

[thomas-lily]

Make me, cuz.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

I will knock your ass out, don't challenge me.

[thomas-lily]

Fun enough to drink like what two beers and no partiessss I’mma be a police officer and i go to most parties mhat you. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

You're not even making any sense anymore. For the love of god just pass out already.

[thomas-lily]

Boo this is why those guys and gals never thought you’re funner during college.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

People thought that I was fun enough okay. And what's it matter, half of them are pretty useless as is.

[bluesargeint]

[thomas-lily]

Ooo ooo ahh ahh- I forgotten but I don’t really care right now. PAss me the tequila- wait it’s in my hnad…. pass the whiskey. do we even have whiskey?

[nearlydoctorthomas]

We probably do but the last thing I want to deal with is an even drunker you so no.

[thomas-lily]

I canz still shoot better than you- marksmenshipp for the fucking win, couz.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

....How much have you had to drink? I know chimpanzees that speak better English than you.

[eyeonthepearl]

Debateable. Give m a- a- a- god…. Oh a bow and let’s see how well I can shoot shit.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Lily, no! Step away from the bow before I shoot you with it myself.

[thomas-lily]

Tequila?

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Nah, one of us has to be sober enough to drag you back home.

[sangilucy-blog]

Really? That’s…. cute.

Not really. But do I have to explain the whole shabang or are you good. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Might as well, it's nice to be informed. Especially when you wake up in a cell.

[thomas-lily]

But it didn’t considering it hasn’t happened yet. Lily replied, raising a brow at her cousin. Ah— Well, yeah about that… Well, the stupid point is we’re both here and we have to get out. Preferably soon— like today would be great.

No not particularly. Especially if the reason is food. Like- no thanks. I’m good. 

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Right. Kudos on nonchalantly changing the subject, that wasn't obvious at all. I don't  think we'll be getting out today, let alone the end of the week. We need a better plan than pick the lock and make a run for it, we need to know what... or who we're up against.

Food? Why couldn't it have just been something human? Pressing his forehead to the bars of his cells Ian groaned, cursing under his breath. Well, neither of us are going to get Hannibal Lectered if we do this right.

[eleanor-murphy-blog]

At least I think it’s morning.

[nearlydoctorthomas]

Ryan scoffed softly. I only said it because you did and you're not sure.