hans

the müller milch in my müllermilch 🤤

[raging-on-a-sunday]

British GP 2026 // Big day for Filip Salač and the Czech fans everywhere

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

#PROUD #CZECH #DOITFORCZECHIA

🇨🇿❤️🇬🇧

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

filip salač’s win is the equivalent of you and your sibling fighting over something and your dad taking it away

[russellwestbrook]

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#hopefore #dystopian #fruitair #vape

i’ll be back after 2 weeks with a drawing of this

[gayernwokenich]

Shout out to @mixedrubikscube for the idea!!!

Boxer Neuer x Guardian Angel Müller

It’s creation is…a long story! But the idea pictures were the following:

And a story is being written w the same premise by @mixedrubikscube! I’ll link the fic as soon as chapter 1 is posted :D

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

round of applause for this absolute masterpiece that has cometh upon us

this is genuine pure peak and i’ve never seen a more beautiful visual illustration of a fic quite ever

this story/art is actually OUR idea guys

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82620491/chapters/217488806

[gayernwokenich]

I was thinking and saw things and I thought tumblr might also see them

I’d like to present my humble visions in: footballers as animals

Manuel Neuer - Golden Retriever

Especially in Schalke 04 when he had longer hair did he look the most Golden Retriever in his life ever. I think no explanation needed. Bonus that he also likes to catch balls.

Wojciech Szczęsny - Grizzly Bear

I was thinking whether he’d look more like a Bear or a Moscow Watchdog but ultimately decided on to Bear.

Jamal Musiala - Seal

Now I might be stoned for this BUT HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND!!! You have to see for yourself. Although I see the Bambi allegations as well I WILL shamelessly spread my Musealala propaganda.

Joan García - Krteček

I know I know I said animals but never said no to fictional animals. The eyes alone make Joan look like a Mole but the fact that his nose gets red while playing really reminded me of Krteček. He’s the reason why this post was created in the first place.

Toni Kroos - Kakadoo

He looks like a Kakadoo. Specifically Nigel from Rio. That’s all. It’s very much in the hair and eyes. And the fact that he looks like an evil Sergeant. (Love him nontheless)

That’s all I have for this post because I ran out of picture space. I have more visions (threat). Might post part 2 today.

Thank you for sticking around and listening to my rambling.

P.s.: it’s only my opinion, you don’t have to agree with them, and it’s totally fine. Also sorry for any mistakes it’s my first post ever.

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

you forgot to give me credits for helping me you prick

[sebvettelsv5]

just missed the bus because it was five minutes EARLY. it came to the stop literally as i turned the corner onto the street. what alternate universe am i in and how can i leave

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

imagine you little loser you should’ve known it’s was 5 mins early

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

tumblr said i’m 1 year old happy birthday guys

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

i think it’s important matter for me to introduce you guys to my latest creations.

first off we got the ramoslings

next up we got neyblade (AKA neymar bayblade)

next up we got neybutt pokémon card (neymar butt)

next up we got the neybutt-tropica flag i made for my fnamr

and last but not least we have fnamr AKA five nights at messi’s room

i hope i impressed the footbal tumblr anddddd lets hope this gets some recognition 🙏

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

Okay, so like i know how to solve normal rubiks cubes (still proud of me solving them without internet help even if it took 3 whole days) but how the hell do you go about solving a mirror cube?? They have always confused me. Please enlighten me, it amazes me that you know how to!!

HIII very easy to solve it actually. take it like a normal 3x3x3 but instead of different colors you have different “shapes” (i guess you can call it)

you can solve it just like any other one, like for example if you use CFOP you start normally with a cross and end with PLL :)

so in summary if you look at a certain side of a rubik’s cube (like blue, for example) on a mirror cube you don’t have that but you have different sized shapes, so you can try learning it by marking one side to be a specific color and learning from that

also helping me understand the differences between a mirror cube and a normal 3x3x3 was to make a flower pattern on both of them, dk how it worked but it did LMFAOOO

if it’s not clear enough you can tell me and i’ll make another post with linked pictures and stuff cause i suck ass at explaining + i accidentally left my mirror cube in my locker at school and i will not be going there again today 💔💔

ALSO the fact that you learned to solve a rubik’s cube without the internet is SO AWESOME?? IM SO PROUD OF YOU HELLO?? so i have a couple of questions like; did you make your own algorithms and such cause it’s so mesmerizing to me?? genuinely dm me i loveyou you’re amazing

definitely off topic but here’s a picture of my leaning rubik’s cubes of scooby

[m4ccyduck5]

rate my new mirror cube and my speed cube

I know nothing about cubes 🗣🗣🗣 so 10/10 from me

[thomasmullerbigbutt]

lemme add a photo of them all messed up

i absolutely love rubik’s cubes bro idk when the obsession started but it did and now i take them everywhere w me

actually fun fact the mirror cube was given to me for free by someone because they were frustrated cause they couldn’t solve it (i did it in front of them in 10 mins) LMFAOO the reaction was priceless

it’s even funnier considering the fact that was my first time handling a mirror cube

[m4ccyduck5]

is this us

Are you the guy in the back?