Thorin

Mood

Not this again...

The real trick is to just add hot sauce and then it's so painful you ignore how bad it why is my and small what the fuck

...

Billy is having a seizure.

@tabitha-tab I know you have the defib last, I daw you take it. Give it here.

tabitha-tab

@thorin-vale I don’t have it anymore because @billy-is-silly overworked the damn thing because of all the times I had to use it on him after he eats drywall.

You have better luck asking the void for a defibrillator than me.

Fuck...

crayons are underrated

...what?

did I stutter ?

Where does this come from? Why do you hate crayons of all things?

crayons are underrated

...what?

Mood

Not this again...

The real trick is to just add hot sauce and then it's so painful you ignore how bad it why is my and small what the fuck

...

Billy is having a seizure.

@tabitha-tab I know you have the defib last, I daw you take it. Give it here.

Mood

Not this again...

I hate this guy

I hate you.

@johnpressure johnny you should join team comedy. Give in to your inner silliness! Or are you too much of an edgelord?

I chose tragedy because it's tragic you're still alive.

eeeeeedgelooooooord

I am not an edgelord. If I was I would have chosen mystery.

What is that supposed to mean 😒

Take a wild guess

Asshole.

@johnpressure johnny you should join team comedy. Give in to your inner silliness! Or are you too much of an edgelord?

I chose tragedy because it's tragic you're still alive.

eeeeeedgelooooooord

I am not an edgelord. If I was I would have chosen mystery.

What is that supposed to mean 😒

@johnpressure if you hate me so much why don't you attack me... On Artfight 😎😎😎

Art what? I don't even know what that is.

i think it's a gathering where you stab people to death with pencils

I was there for the art fight of ‘96…

Times have changed since then.

-Amalthea

Oooo tell me how it went

Well, it was kinda in the midst of an economic crisis where taxes skyrocketed. Personally I was unaffected on account of the fact that I’m an elf and therefore, human rules don’t apply to me. But for those who were affected, and participated in art fight, blood would be shed over art supplies.

Although it doesn’t compare to the years in 47-51.

-Amalthea

You guys... do not know what art fight is.

what is it then, wise guy?

Its an event where people draw others characters to "attack" them. Its just an event. No violence, no economical warfare, just art.

@johnpressure if you hate me so much why don't you attack me... On Artfight 😎😎😎

Art what? I don't even know what that is.

i think it's a gathering where you stab people to death with pencils

I was there for the art fight of ‘96…

Times have changed since then.

-Amalthea

Oooo tell me how it went

Well, it was kinda in the midst of an economic crisis where taxes skyrocketed. Personally I was unaffected on account of the fact that I’m an elf and therefore, human rules don’t apply to me. But for those who were affected, and participated in art fight, blood would be shed over art supplies.

Although it doesn’t compare to the years in 47-51.

-Amalthea

You guys... do not know what art fight is.

*seductively*

Five

Are you trying to seduce a closet again???

star-riko-fishy

AGAIN??

Sadly It has happened before. Infront of our entire team too. God was it embarrassing to watch..

star-riko-fishy

damn, that does sound embarrassing...

im unlucky at rolling dice okay

At least he didn't die. You don't know how many times I've had to prevent him from accidentally killing himself.

Wish you prevented it less.

You cause like, 90% of his deaths.

Although I’m not surprised that Billy has been attempting to seduce inanimate objects, I’m trying to wrap my head around how he thinks the number five could work as an effective pick up line.

-Amalthea

of course you wouldn't understand

While the number five is just…fine, thirty-six is a number that I’d much rather hear when getting seduced.

-Amalthea