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I can smell your atrocious odor from the gardens, and when I leave Asgard, your heady obnoxious scent fills my nostrils for days on end. If I were but some mortal I would find myself dead. For Norns' sake, brother, bathe.

IF THE FOUL SCENT IS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THEN IT IS TIME YOU CONSIDERED THAT YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF THE STENCH

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ONCE AGAIN THE MIGHTY THOR INSPIRES

Thor, what do you look for in a lady?

WELL FOR STARTERS I CERTAINLY DO NOT WISH TO FIND MY BROTHER HIDING INSIDE ANOTHER WOMAN

Favourite childhood moment with Loki?

WHEN HE WASN'T AROUND

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THE ODINSLEEP COT DOUBLES AS A TANNING BED

Hey, do you like art? Do you maybe paint/draw/sculpt yourself?

THE MIGHTY THOR IS A PIECE OF ART THERE CAN BE NO CREATIVE COMPARISON BUT IF YOU WANT THE HONOR OF ADDING TO THE COLLECTION OF STATUES OF ME INTO THE TOWN HALL I WILL NOT STOP YOU

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Remember to pick up your copy of Playgod this month!

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HAVE YOU FEASTED THINE EYES UPON MY EXCLUSIVE JANUARY SPREAD YET OR ARE YOUR PAGES OF THE BOOK A STRUGGLE TO PRY APART

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Loki Month as opposed to Thor Week! What say you?

I look forward to my brother worshipping me at my feet for an entire month as he should be.

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HAVE YOU BEEN PITTING MORTALS AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR SPORT JUST TO GET A FOOT MASSAGE FROM ME AGAIN

What if I wish to give Loki a kiss, permitted he allows it.

AS LONG AS I AM ABLE TO MONITOR THIS VERY CAREFULLY WITH FRONT ROW SEATS FOR MY BROTHER'S SAFETY

What if he wants to do MORE with Loki? You wouldn't get involved with that too, would you?

IF I CAN PROTECT REALMS FROM IMMINENT DESTRUCTION THEN I CAN BRAVE THROUGH THIS AS WELL

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Maybe you should let Fandral take Loki out. I'm sure they'd have a wonderful time together. ;)

I ADMIT I HAVE BEEN RATHER IRRATIONAL REGARDING THIS SO I WILL RECONSIDER GRANTING FANDRAL THE HONOR OF DINING WITH MY BROTHER SO LONG AS I AM ABLE TO SIT BETWEEN THEM

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Then how would I give Loki a most wondrous evening if I cannot charm him through your bulk.

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I WILL GRANT YOU THE TREMENDOUS FAVOR OF LEANING BACK A LITTLE

Maybe you should let Fandral take Loki out. I'm sure they'd have a wonderful time together. ;)

I ADMIT I HAVE BEEN RATHER IRRATIONAL REGARDING THIS SO I WILL RECONSIDER GRANTING FANDRAL THE HONOR OF DINING WITH MY BROTHER SO LONG AS I AM ABLE TO SIT BETWEEN THEM

Thor, I'm having a bad day. What do you do to make yourself happy when you're having a bad day?

MY FATHER TAUGHT ME THAT WHEN IN TIMES OF CONFRONTATION WITH STRESS IT WOULD BE BEST FOR YOU TO GO TO SLEEP

If I ask you nicely, may I take Loki out for an evening?

HOW MANY FINGERS ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOSE

have u ever touched lokis butt?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND MY BROTHER HAD CUT MY HAND OFF FOR IT PLEASE STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THIS

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I think Thor has stolen my moustache wax.

Again.

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UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN THIS REALM THAT REQUIRE OUR IMMEDIATE HELP AND MY BROTHER'S EYEBROWS IS ONE OF THEM

Do you and Cap ever hang out and talk about all the things in Modern-day Earth you don't understand?

THE CAPTAIN AND I HAVE BONDED A GREAT DEAL OVER OUR CONFUSION REGARDING MIDGARD AND ITS ADVANCEMENTS BUT HE ALSO CONSTANTLY SPEAKS OF A "GREAT DEPRESSION" DURING HIS TIME AND HOW I MUST ASSIST HIM IN COLLECTING GROCERY COUPONS AND REMAIN FRUGAL FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LIVELIHOODS AND I REALISE THERE IS SO MUCH ABOUT MIDGARD I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ON A PROFOUNDLY ALIEN LEVEL

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