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Might you have plans tonight, Loki?

I am absolutely exhausted from dealing with peasants at the court today, but I suppose I could make time for just one more. Managing a stolen throne is hard work.

Hello sir Loki, might I say how ravishing you look.

I am a King, you peasant.

Loki Month as opposed to Thor Week! What say you?

I look forward to my brother worshipping me at my feet for an entire month as he should be.

why are you so angry

I was denied my rights to destroy worlds on two occasions, It grates me just a little.

Eh, I admit I'll a little stupid but I enjoy it, keep's myself entertained as well as others. Now,how about some rock throwing? (I suggest Thor)

Only I'm allowed to stone my brother.

Congratulations, I heard you and Thor are getting married!

I bet Thor will look excellent in his wedding gown.

your son is taking a shit on my lawn put a leash on him or something

Oh, no. That’s just Thor

Lil bitch

Ah yes... a past favorite name for my brother.

Loki what do you want for your birthday??

Your head on a spike.

What's the great Loki's favorite song?

Your funeral music.

How to deal with pricks?

Put them in your mouth and take a large bite.

Why does your brother look like a girl? He didn't two years ago.

Ever since that incident where I put him in a wedding gown, he's just never been the same...

BROTHER I'VE BEEN LONGING FOR A PET KITTEN SO IF YOU HAVE ANY PLANS TO BE WITH CHILD THEN PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION

do you like rimming

You can kiss my ass.

You're pretty.

Tell me something I don't know.

Loki, are you interested in joining me in throwing rocks at stupid people?

Why do you want to stone yourself?

I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR I AM NOT THOR marry me?

I didn't ask for ten more reasons for divorce.

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