Funny text posts

[frankreynollds]

i cant believe she posed for a selfie

[marvelgifs]

[thewilkersons]

[those-textposts-blog]

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that when you reblog a post, you have full editing power over the original caption. Sometimes that’s funny, sometimes it’s not—but in any case it’s something that’s concerned a lot of you for a while now. We’re finally fixing it.

Starting today, people will be able to reblog your posts with all of its captions intact, or with all of them removed, but they won’t be able to edit your words.

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[stillabunchofmisfits]

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

“white girl trying to remember the day she was born”

[nomehablen2]

I’m hyperventilating

[rxality]

Okay. this is my new favorite vine 

[victorpopejr]

Little Red lowkey started roasting

[mysharona1987]

That’s some Jigsaw from the Saw movies shit right there,

[starshapedpokemon-deactivated20]

[stunningpicture]

[thecommonchick]

when you jammin to JB too hard and you grab a hot mic

[sally-mun]

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

[flowersinoctober]

I can’t wait to turn 21 so I can buy myself 40 margaritas and then die

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[this-slag]

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

[aubrieyplaza]

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

[gifak-net]

[radiantbutterfly]

GOOD.