I hope you’re walking around campus

contemplating your own smallish size

[thoseblackandscreamingskies]

hey, look, another one of those introduction posts

- you can call me cecil or logan

-they/she/he pronouns

- taken !!

-@makealittlebirdhouseinyoursoul is my cryptidcore blog

-pretty spastic schedule tbh

-DNI people under 12!

- Abelists,racists,homophobes,transphobes, ace/arc exclusionists, MAPs and TERFs don’t even look at this blog

- ask me to tag triggers !! I don’t mind !!

- ask box is always open unless stated otherwise. Pop in and say something if you wanna

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[tragedyfetishist]

[vampiremagpie]

cecil palmer sacrifices interns like gertrude robinson and jurgen leitner sacrifice assistants

[shiny-teeth]

[charliebot-art]

Me: I have a silly idea for a drawing :) I definitely won’t spend hours rendering it in some sort of fugue state

[ID: a picture featuring characters from the Magnus Archives, based off the cover of the manga “Go For It, Nakamura!”. Jonathan Sims stands in the middle, clutching his chest and that strap of his bag and looks very frightened. The background is dark blue with a light green bubble frame in the middle. At the top in red are the words “MY COWORKERS WANT TO KILL ME”. Red irised eyes float around in the background. Jon is a dark skinned Indian man with long grey streaked black wavy hair pulled into a ponytail. He has gold framed glasses and a mustache and beard and circular worm scars on his face. He is wearing a mint button up shirt and pinstripe brown pants with a brown messenger bag. Around him are heart and star shaped bubbles showing his different coworkers; Tim is a thin Korean man with a mullet and worm scars on his face, he has a green and pink flannel shirt and is flirtatiously arching an eyebrow in Jon’s direction with little sparkles around him. A much smaller bubble shows Rosie, who’s a white woman with curly brown hair and cat eye glasses. Martin is a fat white man with reddish brown curly hair and blue framed glasses, he’s smiling and blushing and kind of waving, with hearts floating around his head. A smaller bubble shows Michael, who’s white with an evil distorted fave and wildly curling upwards blonde hair, and wearing a rainbow striped shirt. Not-Sasha is a mixed slightly tan woman with short straight brown hair held back in a headband with a black turtleneck underneath a green shirt, he have is partially hidden in shadow and there’s a halo above her head. Elias is a pale white man with slicked back blonde hair wearing a pinstripe black shirt and green tie, looking creepily in Jon’s direction with hearts around his head.]

[vraxhis-visceris]

Nothing funnier than Elias Bouchard sounding like Just Some Guy the first couple seasons and then abruptly going full Stereotypical Evil Voice the second he was revealed to be a villain.

Immaculate.

[always-a-mad-comet]

Elias bouchard sits in his office and goes through the scopophobia tag on tumblr all day

[charliebot-art]

An au im tentatively titling the centaurchivist au, which is an au in which everything is the same but jon is a centaur

[ID: a picture of Jonathan sims from the magnus archives as a centaur. Jon is a dark skinned indian man with chin length black hair half tied in a bun and streaked with white. He has circular scars on his face and arms, and has gold square glasses and a mustache. His horse half is dark brown with grayish spots, and he also has brown spotted horse ears. His is wearing a green cardigan with a white flannel underneath with a blue tie with an eye pattern. He also has a brown messenger bag. Jon is cringing and reeling backwards, eyes wide and hands up to defend himself while his legs skitter backwards.]

[charliebot-art]

More centaurchivist shenanigans………

[ID: picture one —a picture of centaur Jonathan sims yelling at a crouched elias Bouchard. Jon is a centaur with long wavy black hair and square glasses, wearing a button up shirt. Elias is a white man with neat short black hair wearing a suit. Jon is yelling “Elias stop taking all my goddamn ivermectin i dont want to get worms!!” And Elias yells back, while dipping his fingers into a pill bottle pulled close to his face and glaring up at jon, “bugger off Jonathan i don’t trust those damn doctors I’m not getting leeched again!!” Behind them both is Jane prentiss, who is wearing a sleeveless dress and has long dark hair and lots of worms coming out of her holes, and is staring at them awkwardly. Picture 2 —a short comic.

Panel 1: we see the top of Jon’s head, ears perked up, noticing a spider on the wall.

Panel 2: jon has turned and is giving the spider a powerful kick with his powerful horse leg.

Panel 3: we see the top of jons head again as he turns back around and sees Jane prentiss gaping at him from the hole he just made in the wall.]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"saw" really was the perfect name for the movie. because you "saw" it

[thereisacentipedeinmystudy]

Me whenever I get a new interest

Edit:

[ID: A black and white image of a spiral with text superimposed over it that reads, "you want to consume the media that I've been putting a lot of on your dash lately / you want to become a fan of it so bad". End ID]

[juniethenas]

mamma mia! i-a hate-a gay people!

[shroomboye-deactivated20240228]

runs at you with malicious intent

RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS I FUCKING CNAS IUNDAOFDANFOD

[fagwembley]

hey do remember when disney made a pro-labor union musical where they said “ass” and “damn” and “hell” and poor working class children were the protagonists while the police and the wealthy were the antagonists and the whole thing was full of gay subtext

[fagwembley]

and there was a disabled lead who was treated fairly well throughout most of the show. and said disabled character was shown multiple times to be a highly valued and capable member of the team. and if we’re looking at this music thru the gay subtext lens he was VERY much the same-sex love interest of the main protagonist

[thoseblackandscreamingskies]

now shout out the three or four people who know me and follow me and watch me suddenly crawl out of hell, post a few unhinged bad takes and then disappear for another month and they never say anything about it to me

[thoseblackandscreamingskies]

what’s stopping me from walking into a fancy restaurant with one of those big heavy duty boba tea straws and using that bad boy on a creme brûlée