Hahahaaaaaaaaaaah

catherine || they/she || 23 || sagittarius || running low on milk

[notholaenas]

🛗

[toastedpinata]

honestly no wonder MDR was getting away with so much shit this season, mr milchick was busy rehearsing for his dance he can't be doing everything cmon now

[cheesh]

mark: *gets severed so he doesnt remember or care for gemma*

innie mark: *does not remember or care for gemma*

outie mark:

[loveridden1999]

they give us half a life and think we won't fight for it

[detailspecialist]

Tramell Tillman in

SEVERANCE 2.10 " Cold Harbor"

[mistressaccost]

helly showed up down the hallway because she wanted one last look at him. she wasn’t asking him to stay. she’s been the one trying to convince him leave.

helly said that maybe his outie wasn’t lying and that mark might have a real chance at living on the outside. helly reminded him she was an eagan when he said he wanted to live with her. helly convinced him to finish cold harbor when mark said he could just leave it undone and leave gemma trapped below.

she locked milchick in the bathroom and instigated an entire coup to give him time to save gemma.

all she wanted was one last look at the man who gave her life meaning.

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[did-caesar-die-years-ago-today]

(Sent to me by @sandandstarz)

[time-traveling-fetus]

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

[time-traveling-fetus]

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

[captainjunglegym]

rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

[babbhad]

is this a set up

[captainjunglegym]

hehehe only one way to find out

[okidoki-artichoki]

Ant farm ant farm ant farm!!

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

[kendrysaneela]

So. The point of Severance isn’t to create perfect workers is it. It’s to create a world where humans never have to have any unpleasant experiences. Because their innies are doing it for them. That’s why they can’t think of innies as humans. Because then you realize……that you’re torturing people.

[susellesie]

no dentist's office. no writing christmas cards. no taking flights. a world where every pain or minor annoyance is dismissed as your consciousness is replaced with a different version of you. a life without pain, or agitation, or monotony. and conversely, a life full of only that for every version of you who experiences the chores you wished to evade.

forget skipping work or school or birth. try everything. never experience anything that expires a negative emotion. the ideal consciousness sold as a product for the price of a version of you that you'll never meet.

but it doesn't matter. you carry the hurt down with you. in your hands, in your mind, your mouth. the grief mark experiences carried into his innie, gemma feeling the pain she experienced in the rooms even after she's been severed.

it doesn't matter. you carry it with you.

[nnebuchadnezzar]

the egg bar is coveted as fuck

[sokkalore]

this has strong meme format potential

[office-anomaly]

i don't want her memory. i want my own.

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[ophelias-gh0st]

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it