Life Down the Rabbit Hole

The Tumblr of Those Interrupted.

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An infographic I made explaining what Bernie means by “Political Revolution.” 

In short, vote. 

[frxstguardian]

how did we get here

[micdotcom]

Watch: Donald Trump wants to round up undocumented immigrants … in a “humane” way. Scott Pelley shuts him down in numerous ways.

[youfuckingegg]

“THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THE CEO OF AMERICA.”

I’m done, write that on my tombstone, it’s the most on point thing anyone has ever said

[ann-rutledge]

man if i were a social studies teacher right now i would teach the SHIT out of this clip

[pink-bisexual-jew]

damegreywulf

geekandmisandry

hearthandheart

[geekandmisandry]

Donald Trump wants to be in charge, he wants to create his version of an ideal America and has no interest in democracy at all, he’s open about it … and he has supporters. 

[breefolk-hates-staff]

The part of the issue that this clip misses is that Donald Trump has gone on record saying that he doesn’t want to just round up undocumented immigrants.  He has blatantly stated he wants to do this to the children of undocumented immigrants who were born legally in this country and are thus granted full U.S. citizenship.

Donald Trump, in his own words, wants to round up and deport AMERICAN CITIZENS.

[secondbestbutone-deactivated201]

dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

[rhime]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

how to “get” fahrenheit temps

think of it as a percentage of heat

40% hot? eh, kind of on the chilly side

75% hot? that’s pretty warm now

20% hot? that’s actually not warm at all

110% hot? we’re dying

[ineffabells]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[benjji2795]

This is actually a pretty good description

[roadkxll]

now will someone explain celsius

[heavenpucci]

Please^

[procrastinationasperformanceart]

Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  

[ihatethebitchwhorunsthisblog-de]

Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

[thepushyqueenofsluttown]

OMG

[wasjopara]

@ all my nyc pendejas

[onlyblackgirl]

[pseudocoding]

Oh by the way, they have table top dishwashers that are pretty much the same thing:

[breelandwalker]

This is one of the biggest technological breakthroughs for the everyday homeowner in the current decade: the realization that refrigerators aren’t the only things that can be miniaturized for better affordability and minimal space requirements.

Can you IMAGINE how this is going to change the lives of college students and apartment-dwellers? Or anyone with a lower income who can’t afford a place with “luxury” appliances like dishwashers and laundry machines?

There’s an even cheaper option called the Wonder Wash where you tumble the thing yourself and you’ll have to line-dry the clothes, but it apparently works very well.

[drpoop10000]

wait what

[ghosts-just-wanna-have-fun]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

[miss-love]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[thoseinterrupted]

straight couple in movie: *kisses*

me: wait... are they.. I mean.. are they like... straight? wow okay. Well that's.. I mean I have nothing against that, it's just.. I don't know...it seems kinda forced, they don't really "look straight", haha yeah I'm totally cool with it tho haha

[hello-new-york-blog]

this made me laugh so fucking hard omg

[smitethestate]

Always reblog radio fuckbag getting his spine broken by Rousey.

[piercingsbyaj]

Fun fact, she broke his rib.

[brenali]

I love this woman.

[pansexualpizza]

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

[courtcourttheshort]

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

[iproposeawager]

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

[thoseinterrupted]

being an adult

pro: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

con: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

[thoseinterrupted]

James Madison: Making my way downtown

James Madison: Walkin' fast

Alexander Hamilton: Hey about that National Bank

James Madison: Walking faster

[ramdenime]

People who are proud of being rude and mean are the worst kinds of people

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[deactivatedblognumber1]

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

[now-on-elissastillstands]

Medusa, done in pastel