M I N D L E S S

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[j-ador]

[soviet]

[understands]

[ellehena]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[inferior]

[pochacco]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Thanos snapped, someone on earth was probably doing a disappearing magic trick and never reappeared

[mooglemain]

me

[mooglemain]

also me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[1dontjudge]

[prasejeebus]

I HATE TWITTER SO MUCH

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[goldnpoc]

I have to bc I’m ugly

[lovlae]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]