Thoughts From A Brain

I’m sane I swear

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The plant joke🙄🙄

*some will understand*

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I eat kiwi skins

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damn, they’re so hot. I say, staring directly at the sun

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*Puts default text size to minimum*

*Gets freaked out when my friends have average font sizes*

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Puts phone on shuffle

Emo song

Broadway showtune

Disney movie song

Classic rock song

Perry the platypus theme

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Me: Fuck

My friends: there are children present

Me: oh shit sorry

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If life gives you lemons and you didn’t order lemons then just politely ask your waiter for your actual food

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“Dab”

*whips*

*watches friends cringe*

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If u ever feel like an ape just remember that according to evolution

We all are 🙂

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Sometimes you just gotta laugh and remember to skate fish skate 🙃

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Think on the bright side

It’s not broken protractor, bad day... it’s good day new shiv